"Diamond Dallas Page has made your wife famous"

[Ein maskierter Mann fährt auf dem Motorad und zur Musik des Undertaker zum Ring. Er nimmt seine Sturmhaube ab und entpuppt sich als Ex-WCW Star Diamond Dalas Page, der zuvor wochenlang des Takers Frau Sara gestalkt hatte]

Diamond Dallas Page: "Undertaker! Like the Diamond Cutter, you never saw it comin'! Now those of you who know me are asking yourself the question why - why did I - why did Diamond Dallas Page go after the Undertaker like this? Well I'll tell ya. I'll tell ya exactly why - because if you wanna make an impact in this business, you go after the biggest, the meanest, the baddest dog in the yard. And once you find that dog, if you wanna get the very best of him, you make it personal - REAL personal. And then, hey, you find that dog's weakness. Well Taker, you are obviously that dog. And you've been telling people for years that this ring, right here, is your yard. We'll see. But, up to a few weeks ago, Taker, you have never shown weakness.

I mean, NEVER shown weakness - that is, up until a few weeks ago when you told Stone Cold Steve Austin that if he ever, ever messed with your family, you'd make him famous. DUH - Taker, you idiot, Stone Cold Steve Austin's already famous! But it did get me to thinkin' - Good God. When you said what you said about your family, Dead Man, you didn't sound so dead - as a matter of fact, you sounded very A-LIVE. And for you, son, that's a sign of weakness. Taker, think about it. Remember when you used to say 'I've swept through things that make most people's hair turn gray' - remember that? Okay, you didn't say it exactly LIKE that, but you remember that. You also said you weren't afraid of anything. FOUL!

I'm gonna call you on that right now. Taker, I'm callin' you - a LIAR. Oh yeah! Oh yeah I am. 'cause take a look at him now - he's runnin' around his house, lockin' all the windows, lockin' the doors - I can just see him now, calling Vince McMahon this morning - 'Mr. McMahon, I can't possibly come in and compete tonight - I can't leave my wife Sara - there's a madman - there's a stalker trying to get to my wife Sara!' You're scared to death! How's it feel, son? I tell you what, there is a positive side to this. Diamond Dallas Page has made your wife Sara famous.

And speaking of famous, nobody - and I mean NOBODY deserves to be more famous than the King of Ba-da-bing - the Master of the Diamond Cutter - NOBODY deserves to be more famous that ME: DDP. Because my whole life, I've wanted to be since I was eight years old, my whole life people have been tellin' me, until you've been to the shizzow, until you've been to the show, until you've been to the very top of our business, you're never really famous. So Taker, trust me, I'm using you to get the top of this business, and you can take it to the bank - whether I gotta buy a ticket or not, I - will - see - you - at King of the Ring. You gotta problem with me? Cool. Taker, I'm beggin' ya - make me FAMOUS! Ha ha ha."