"ECW is not a pimple on the ass of the World Wrestling Federation"

Jerry Lawler: "Hey Paul E., let's talk a little bit, okay? Listen up, ‘cause I got something I need to say. Not something I wanna say, something I need to say. You wanna shoot with me? Huh, that's what you say? You wanna shoot with me? Well, let's shoot, okay. Let's—Let's—Let's tell it like it is. Let me tell you exactly, what I see is happening here. I wanna—I want everybody in your whole stinking organization and all of those sick, degenerate so called fans of yours to know, what the score really is.

Because you see, Paul E., when some of your wrestlers like Rob Van Dam come and wrestle in the World Wrestling Federation, some of those sick, perverted fans chant ‘You sold out'. Well, let me tell you something. Let me smarten everybody up in the ECW. You Paul E., you're the one, that's trying to sell out. And you know what? I can help you do it. All I gotta do, is say the word to Vince McMahon and I really think he'll give you a job. Because it's obvious to me—it may not be obvious to those pea-brained morons, that work for you and it may not be obvious to those brain-damaged imbeciles, that come to your matches, but it's obvious to me, that that's what you wanna do.

You see me and you see all of the wrestlers—the superstars in the World Wrestling Federation, that are seen all over the world by billions, not millions, not thousands, but billions of people and it eats at your guts. You can't stand it, can you, Paul E.? You can't stand the fact that you're just a little nothing-happening nobody. Your little organization ECW is not a pimple on the ass of the World Wrestling Federation and you know that. And that eats at you, doesn't it, huh? You can't stand it, can you, Paul E.?

We're shooting now, are we? You like this? Let me tell you something. I came to ECW. I saw, what it was all about. I saw what—1000, 1500 degenerates, scumbags, homeless perverts, that come crawling up the streets, I saw ‘em there. You call those your fans? Oh, that's something to be proud of, Paul E. Yeah, that's really nice.

You really got a great organization there, the ECW and all your wrestlers. You nothing-happening has-beens like Terry Funk, who's got to be so old, that it was an embarrassment to watch him hobble out to the ring. They are either has-beens or they're never-wases like your Tommy Dreamers. Tommy Dreamer, huh? Come on pal, anytime, anyplace. And Sandman you wanna cane somebody? You gotta be caning somebody at Betty Ford Clinic you dope addict, you drunk, you degenerate.

I'm telling you something, Paul E. You wanna play with me? I'll play with you, pal. Get ready, I'll play with you."