"You might as well be stuffing your children's stockings with magic mushrooms"

CM Punk: "Do yourselves a favor and pay attention. See, I like to keep my ear on the ground, so I know what's going on with you people. And it appears to me, that this Digital Video Disc [zeigt die DVD] 'Jeff Hardy. My life. My rules' is flying off the shelves nationwide. [zeigt ins Publikum] You probably got one by the looks of you. You probably got one. I'm not shocked that it's flying off the shelves. What disturbs me is that there's parents, horrible parents-- Actually they probably shouldn't be parents at all, because they're buying this trash as Christmas presents for their children. [Buhrufe] I know, I can't believe it either. It's probably gonna be a banner year at all your drug addicts houses as this is probably your number one stocking stuffer.

Well, and this is the part you should pay attention to. You might as well be stuffing your children's stockings with hallucinogenic magic mushrooms. Because when your child watches this filth, this right here, he will hallucinate. He will suddenly think he can fly. Your child will probably think that he can do the impossible. In reality, Ladies and Gentlemen, let me bestow this little gem of knowledge on you. Your child watches this DVD, you watch this DVD, the only thing it makes you is washed-up, good for nothing, unemployed junkie. [schmeisst die DVD zu Boden, danach treten er und Luke Gallows auf die DVD ein]

[Ihre Gegner R-Truth und Matt Hardy kommen zum Ring. Matt Hardy verteilt fleißig Jeff Hardy-DVDs ans Publikum, während R-Truth seinen Entrance Rap vollzieht. Auf die Frage 'What's up?' antwortet CM Punk:] Straight Edge! [und lässt dann weitere Kommentare während des Einzugs und der DVD-Verteilung folgen]

Don't take that. If you take that, you're taking poison. Do not accept this DVD! Do not accept this DVD, this is not a present! This is not a toy. That is poison. Do not watch this DVD. Do not watch this DVD. Sell it on eBay! Do not watch the DVD. [dann konfrontieren sich die Teams im Ring]

No, you might as well be peddling drugs. You give out the DVD, you might as well be peddling drugs. [R-Truth fragt 'What's up?'] That is not right, that is not right. [Dann verpasst R-Truth CM Punk einen Schlag mit dem Mikro, Punk rollt angeschlagen aus dem Ring. Anschließend beginnt das Tag Team Match]"