"It was the night after christmas, and under the tree..."

Goldust: "It was the night after christmas, and under the tree
the superstars got presents delivered by me

Pyjamas for U-u-umaga, Stunners for Steve,
a boggle for Hornswoggle... wait, what's a boggle?... oh... and summers for Eve

Then there's Edge, he's a real sickie
his christmas gift? A nude picture of V-Vickie... oh God!

Cody wanted a bike, boy was he mad
when I took his present and I gave it to dad

I bought Monopoly for Hunter since he is the Game
and I had a gift for this guy [Dolph Ziggler], but I've forgotten his name

I threw a party for Hardy, honestly, really
he's got more personality in one finger than all of Bam Neely

And for Santino Marella a healthy new scrotus
soon to be shattered by the man known as... [tiefes Einatmen]... Goldust"