"I could russle up five dollars and if I had a clothespin on my nose, I'd give you a try"

Steve Austin: "Yeah, stop it. A couple of people got stuck with me on the way to the building today and said I was a Hulk Hogan wannebe. One of 'em said I look like Hulk Hogan. I've been crapped on for four years, I believe I deserve a break.

[Austin klettert die im Ring stehende Leiter empor]

I didn't get to climb the ladder to the top in WCW like this. I'm up here all the way on the top and I look down. And I see two jabronies and from the places I've been a five dollar piece of ass.

Whipwreck you amaze me, son, 'cause you're a go-getter. You ain't got no quit in you, you don't know, what the word 'Quit' means. I respect you for that, but you're still just a loser in my book, son. This is Steve Austin talking to ya and if I'm calling you a loser, you can damn well bet it's true.

[Nun an den Sandman gerichtet] Keep drinking a few more beers, smoke a couple of more cigarettes, 'cause yeah, you sure are really, really cool. Brother, I'm gonna get your ass in the ring am I'm gonna run circles around you and when your tongue is hanging down there by your feet and I'm walking out with the damn belt in my hands, you're gonna wonder, what the hell was I thinking. That's Steve Austin. It's not a Mikey Whipwreck, this is not one of the misfits back there in that god forsaken dressing room. This is Steve Austin.

[Austin wendet sich Woman zu] Don't get me wrong. Hey, I could russle up five dollars and if I had a clothespin on my nose, I'd give you a try. And don't think about looking at me pissed of honey, because it's you that married a midget not me.

I hope one of you kills each other, because whoever comes of on top, goddamn you're looking at the next champ right here."