"A Flare for the Old"

Stunning Steve: "Ladies and gentleman: It's the world renown celebration of nostalgia: 'A Flare for the Old'. Featuring the seven, or eight, or nine time World Champion: The Nature Boy and featuring his maid Potté - and now: The Nature Boy - and tonight's special guest: One half of the World Tag Team Champions, Hollywood Blonde Stunning Steve Austin!"

[Flyin' Brian kommt als Senioren-Version Ric Flairs mit einer Gehhilfe angehumpelt und nimmt das Mikro vom mit den Augen rollenden Tony Schiavone]

Flyin' Brian: "Thank you. [nuschelt unverstänlich] Thank you very much, um. Everybody um, please renounce to the special segment of um 'A Flare for the Old'. Here we are, um... Nursing Home Paradise, live... um... here in technicolor. But before we go any further, I'd like to, um, give that moment to every red-blooded male in America and try to take a deep breath [atmet durch] Let's bring her out: Potté the maid! There she is. [Das übergewichtige Zimmermädchen posiert etwas und bekommt von Brian einen Klaps auf den Po] Whooo, ho-ho-ho... oh, you sex-kitten you. ['We want Flair!'] I'm very pleased to announce my special guest: One half of the World Tag Team Champions: Stunning Steve Austin! Let's bring him out!

[Stunning Steve kommt hinzu. Er schüttelt seinem Partner kräftig die Hand, worauf der tut, als würde er gleich zusammenbrechen.]

How are you, Steve? I've heard that you and your partner are doing some... um... tremendous things... um... you and Stunning Steve are just a tremendous combination."

Stunning Steve: "*I*'m Stunning Steve!"

Flyin' Brian: "Um... what was that?"

Stunning Steve: [lauter] "*I*'m Stunning Steve!"

Flyin' Brian: "Anyway, Steve: You could maybe tell the great fans out there... um... some of the great things... um... that the Blondes are doing as tag team."

Stunning Steve: "Well I feel like with a partner like Flyin' Brian the Hollywood Blondes can go... [Brian tut als würde er einschlafen] the Hollywood Blondes can go as... HEY, WAKE UP! The Hollywood Blondes can go as far as they want to in tag team wrestling."

Flyin' Brian: "Steve, I believe it is time for my medication. You can hold on one minute, please? Please hold the microphone for me." [nimmt die Pillen]

Stunning Steve: "Le-le-le-le-let me do that here. Open up!" [wirft die Pillen in Brians offenen Mund]

Flyin' Brian: "Thank you very much. Um... and don't you worry about that medication, it's all legal and prescribed, a little nitro for the oldtimer... [???]

Stunning Steve: "Well, I don't know about problems like that but what I do notice is that it's sense to say that your best friend, your right hand stooge... [Arn Anderson kommt mit finsterer Miene zu den Hollywood Blondes] Oh there is Mr. Stooge right there. I gotta say, Double A, it's a shame that the Nature Boy has to suffer of old days like this. But I've gotta say: Lookin' at that body, the last time I saw a body like that, It had an apple stuffed in his mouth and it was roasted over an open flame."

Arn Anderson: "You like to barbecue, hum? Well, let's see!" [schlägt auf Austin und Pillman ein]