"You can't get no Stratusfaction"

Christian: "Sorry about your luck, Spike: Wrong place, wrong time. Now that I have your attention, I'm gonna ask that you all remain silent, because the lady's got something she wants to get off her chest."

Trish Stratus: [Slut! Slut! Slut!] "Okay, you know, before you sit there and judge me [Slut! Slut! Slut!] Now hold on: Let's not forget that it was Chris Jericho who made a bet to sleep with me for ONE Candian dollar, okay? I mean, what kind of cheap slut do you think I am anyway? You know what, you know what I'm really... it's too bad that Jericho's night ended.... uhm... prematurely, because I really wanted to tell him something. Chris, if you're listenig: Don't you find it really ironic that all the time and energy trying to screw me, but in the end I wound up screwing you. Or should I say... screwing someone else?!" [Christian lächelt verräterisch]

Christian: "You know, I was hoping for a little respect around here - considering we are in the birthplace of millions of creepy little bastards, New Jersey! Yeah, you're creepy and you know it and I'm not one of you. I am no CLB because I... I got the girl. And Jericho, I hope you learned something from this: I tried to tell you, I tried to warn you for getting soft but you wouldn't listen. You see, Trish doesn't want some lovesick little puppy following her around giving her roses. No, she wants someone like me. She wants someone a little rough. She wants someone a little dirty. She wants a MAN! And that's something you should try being some time, Chris. Because right now...

Trish Stratus: "... you can't get no Stratusfaction." [Trish und Christian küssen sich innig]