"You are a promo god!"

Interviewer: "Three, two, one... Colt Cabana in Vienna! How are you, Colt?"

Colt Cabana: "Fantastic, baby! It's great to be here... the Rings of Europe! R - O - E, baby! Vienna, Austria! Me and Big Van Walter here, baby! We are here on a mission! A man on a mission, men on a mission. We don't have the colored skin, but I got a big black man here... [klopft dem leicht verwirrten Walter auf die Brust] ...and a skinny, white, rappin', jewish fellow named Colt Cabana. Swiss Money Holding, you think you hold all the money in Europe, baby. Well, I know for a fact, that there is some Euros tonight that we're gonna grab and take all away to the bank!"

[Stille. Colt hält Walter, der ihn fragend anguckt, ein imaginäres Mikrofon hin.]

Big Van Walter: "I have to say something, right?"

Colt Cabana: "Yeah, beautiful! You are a promo god!"

Big Van Walter: "I know."

Colt Cabana: "That's why he's my... that's why he's my buddy."

Interviewer: "We're still on, we're still on."

Colt Cabana: "Yes, yes. Did you get that? That's a promo. Listen, I've been all around the world, travelled all around the world, and that was one of the best promos I've ever seen. I've been to Japan, Puerto Rico, Mexico, all over Europe, all over America, and that put Dusty Rhodes, Ric Flair, Jimmy Garvin, Boogie Woogie Man, put them all the shame. Big Van Walter, my partner. Promo king."