Promodaten
[Lex Luger kommt aus seinem Locker Room und schlägt stöhnend die Hände vor das Gesicht als er den Interviewer sieht.]
Interviewer: "Mr. Luger, Mr. Luger! I saw what just happened out there with Ron Killings, I just wanna ask you, I mean, what are your plans for the next show, Superbrawl Saturday, I mean, are you.. are you going to take care of Ron Killings?"
Lex Luger: "What kind of disgusting, despi- despicable [schnauft] lack of respect does that Billy Whatshisname show, booking a match for the Total Package Lex Luger at Superbrawl? Super Saturday? What is it? I don't even know what it's called, what is it called?"
Interviewer: "Superbrawl Saturday."
Lex Luger: "Superbrawl Saturday? Can he afford to pay me to wrestle Ron? I don't know! I'm one of the biggest legend stars ever in this..- God! [er zieht sein T-Shirt aus] And your t-shirts are too tight too, Billy! And you book a match with me against Ron Killings? Look at me! I'm a Total Package! I will rip him apart! I'm pissed now."
[Lex Luger verlässt das Interview.]
Interviewer: "I don't think I..-"
Lex Luger: "The door's locked, too!"
[Der Interviewer lacht.]