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"Take me to Suplex City, Baby!"

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Titel:
"Take me to Suplex City, Baby!"
Datum:
01.02.2016
Paul Heyman: "Ladies and Gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman. And I am the advocate for the night mayor of Suplex City, Brock Lesnar! Alright. We have a lot of business to cover tonight, so let's get started, shall we? At the Royal Rumble Bray Wyatt and his disciples hatched a conspiracy to remove my client, Brock Lesnar, from the WWE title picture. Their plot, their plan, their conspiracy failed. And when he wants to, at his convenience, at his leisure and with his pleasure, Brock Lesnar will enforce the eleventh commandment: Thou shalt non intentionally provoke Brock Lesnar.

Now that puts us on the fast track to WWE Fastlane. Last week, right here on Monday Night RAW, Stephanie McMahon did what's 'Beast For Business'. She announced the main event of WWE Fastlane would be a Triple Threat match. Brother vs. Brother vs. Beast. Roman Reigns vs. Dean Ambrose - and saving the best for last - vs. Brock Lesnar. The winner of this most unique Triple Threat match goes on to WrestleMania to main event for the WWE Heavyweight Championship against Triple H. Ladies and Gentlemen, my client has authorized me to let you know that at WWE Fastlane, live on the WWE Network, Brock Lesnar will imprison both Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose into Suplex City. Brock Lesnar will F5 Roman Reigns. Brock Lesnar will F5 Dean Ambrose. Brock Lesnar will stack one on top of the other, pin both at the same time and go on to the main event of WrestleMania. Where the Beast will conquer the Billion Dollar Trophy Husband to once again become the reigning, defending, undisputed WWE Heavyweight Champion Of The World.

But let's not get ahead of ourselves. No one is selling two thirds of The Shield short. Roman Reigns already knows what it's like to step up against Brock Lesnar and get put right down. And he needs to explain this to his brother Dean Ambrose. Because this guy used to ride the short bus to school. He's a nutjob. He's a wacko. He's a tra-la-la-goon-de-yay. Dean Am--"

[Dean Ambrose betritt den Ring und konfrontiert Brock Lesnar.]

Dean Ambrose: [wendet sich an Heyman] "Who're you calling a nutjob, porky? [Lesnar stellt sich zwischen Ambrose und Heyman] Well, I've never been in the lair of a beast before, it's cozy. And before I came out here I said to myself, I said: 'Self. This may be a really bad idea.' And despite what it may look right now-- The way it may look right now I may look crazy. But let me assure you: I ain't crazy. And I ain't stupid. And I ain't scared of you. [Brock: 'No? Is that right?'] But I do respect you. I have all the respect in the world for you, Brock. That's why I wanted to come out here and tell you face-to-face-- I wanted to tell you, I wanted to look into your eyes, stand eye-to-eye with the Beast and tell you: I want the title.

I want the title so bad, the WWE World Heavyweight Championship so bad, I'm gonna fight my own brother for it. And I'm gonna fight you for it. Do I want to fight you? No, not really. Who would? I know the beating that you're gonna give me at Fastlane. I know the beating Roman Reigns is gonna give me at Fastlane. You all ain't got to sell me on it. Take me to Suplex City, Baby! [Brock: 'Oh, I will.'] You can drop me on my head a thousand times. You can throw me through the wall. You can suplex me over and over and up and down, all around this ring. I hope you're prepared to give me the worst beating, a worse beating than you've ever given anybody in your life. And that's gonna be pretty bad. But I am the iron man of the WWE. I prove it every single night. And I will drag my broken body to WrestleMania and I will take that title away from Triple H!

Out of respect I thought I just come out here and tell you that. Sorry, Paul, I just kinda wanted to see what all the fuss was about." [verlässt den Ring und das Segment endet]
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