Promo Data
John Cena: "What a day, what a day, what a day, what a day! And what a crowd. So-- [Fans chanten Rocky] I win the Elimination Chamber last night and find out that I'm going to WrestleMania! I will face The Miz for the WWE Championship. I mean, it should be a wonderful accomplishment, it should be a wonderful night filled with wine, women and song all rolled into one. Moments of smiles and bad decisions, maybe waking up with a headache, maybe waking up simply saying: I'M GOING TO WRESTLEMANIA!
But this isn't your normal situation. Cause ever since last Monday I haven't been hearing about The Miz, I haven't been hearing about the Elimination Chamber. I've been hearing about some alleged comments made by The Rock. Walk into a gas station: 'Yo, Rocky was talking mad about you, man. What you gonna do about it? You can't let Rocky talk trash about you like that, what you gonna do? I can't wait to see RAW to see what Cena says about The Rock.'
Guys, I-- I don't know what to say. I mean, honestly I-- I was gonna let him slide, he's-- He's The Rock. I tell you what, I tell you what, I tell you what. This is what I think we should do: I think we should look at the footage one more time and then maybe we'll decide what to do. Let's take a look at what he said. Please, please, roll the footage.
[Ein Ausschnit der Rock-Promo aus der Vorwoche wird eingespielt.]
You know what? I guess I was really excited to see him last Monday, but after watching that back he was pretty much making fun of me. I think I should-- I should probably say something about that, right? [Fans jubeln] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Guys. If I go there, if I call somebody out, there's only one way I know how to do it. I haven't done it in a long time, but I still do have a degree in Thuganomics. You know what? You know what? I think we gotta do this here tonight. I think we have to answer The Rock, I think we have to send a message. Because if I don't, I won't be able to focus on WrestleMania, I won't be able to focus on Miz. If I don't end this tonight, then all I will hear about is Rocky.
So I'm gonna do this once, this is a one time deal for y'all here tonight. I should probably make sure I still got it. Hold on a second [räuspert sich] Yo, Yo, Yo. No, that's not right. [räuspert sich wieder] Yo. Alright, I've got my Fresno state of mind, I'm ready to do this. Let me get my chain out for a second.
Finally The Rock came back and everyone was gettin' with it
To least that I was talking trash, but he would never be specific
It's because I wasn't talking trash, Rock, I was talking truth
You left us hanging high and dry to play a fairy with a tooth?
And then you walk into this ring and tell these people that I'm lame, man?
He wore lipstick in 'Get Shorty' and rocked the skirt for 'The Game Plan'
This fruity pebble that you're dealing with? I'm not your average jabroni
I'm like a big, purple pinwheel, Rock, so go ahead and blow me
And you're electrifying, yes, but hang with me, that's just absurd
See, now you gotta tell your family you just got schooled by Barney's turd
Oh no, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait. That's your material, you can have your joke back
Just don't go racing to Witch Mountain, Rock, cause your mountain is Brokeback
No, no, no, wait, wait. The Rock's new movie, well, it's nothing like Walking Tall
He spends the movie in a bowling alley polishing my balls
The people's champ, he's never with the people, Rock, your words are see-through
You imitate me every time, you leave, for seven years we couldn't see you
And, and, and, and is it Rock or is it Dwayne? Pick a side, come on, son
If I was you I'd stick with Rock, because Dwayne ain't got a Johnson
And you'll see me at WrestleMania, well, then I make sure not to miss it
But you ain't gonna whip my candy ass, dude, I make sure you kiss it
You're the WrestleMania host, Rock, that's your role, know it
You tell these people that you love 'em, I'm here every week to show it
That's called a first round knockout and now you know that I'm not playin'
Run your mouth all you want, dude, it doesn't matter what you're sayin'"