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"We are Immortal and we live forever"

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Title:
"We are Immortal and we live forever"
Date:
14.10.2010
Eric Bischoff: "Ladies and gentlemen, allow me the privilege and the honor of introducing to you my mentor, my brother and the man that made this industry famous: none other than Hulk Hogan."

Hulk Hogan: "Where's that no-good Dixie Carter at? ['Hogan sucks'] Well, I like to welcome all the TNA-maniacs to my company. You know, Eric and I decided: Enough of the the gaga, it was time to take what was ours! Where's she hidding at, man? Well, you know there is a motive to this madness. We tried to do the easy way, but no no no no--Dixie Carter didn't wanna do the easy way. You know, she talked me into coming down here to TNA. She promised me the keys to the car. She promised to take all my ideas to take this company to the next level. But no, Eric, Dixie didn't wanna do it the easy way, so I just took and just grabbed everything that was promised to me and I made it ours, brother. This is now a company of Hollywood Hogan's Immortals, brother. Because with us at the helm, Eric, this company is gonna live forever."

Eric Bischoff: "I love it! It's got a hell of a ring to it, partner. And you know, what we did normally in the business world would be considered a hostile takeover. But in this case not so much of a hustile takeover, as it was a work of art. You know Rembrandt, Monet couldn't come up with, couldn't conceive a piece of art as beautiful as what we did. And you know what? Most people didn't really see it coming, didn't have a clue. In fact, most of the people in this company were like deer in the headlights. So why don't we kind of walk 'em through this masterplan because nobody saw it coming.

It all started with Abyss. Remember Abyss? People couldn't understand why Abyss, who Hulk Hogan took under his wing, cared for him so much, gave him his Hall of Fame ring and passed the torch to Abyss und showed him—thereafter, my god, Abyss turning on Hulk Hogan. Nobody could figure it out but us. Because it made all the sense in the world--for us. Ladies and gentlemen, let's bring out the first domino to fall and the biggest. Welcome to the ring a member of Team Hogan, Abyss."

[Abyss kommt heraus.]

Abyss: "They're here! That's right, for months I prophecised that on 10-10-10 THEY would arrive to take total control of TNA. And all of these ignorant sheep in the Impact Zone and at home and back there did not believe me. Well, believe this! We are in control of TNA! Hulk, Eric, I am your soldier and I follow your orders and I will destory anything or anyone who stands in our way."

Hulk Hogan: "My son, it is your destiny! Now that you are mine, you will live forever. Because you are immortal, Abyss."

Abyss: "Yes, sir Hulk. Yes, sir."

Eric Bischoff: "And now, we couldn't have done it without another individual that I've come to know and love as one of us. We didn't start out eye to eye, but it wasn't long before we figured it out that this next individual is cut from the same quad, we share the same DNA, we are one and the same. And he is also a guy that knew where all the bodies were buried. Ladies and gentlemen, without further ado, the founder of TNA and the man who I have ultimate respect for: None other than Double J, Jeff Jarrett."

Jeff Jarrett: "Do you know what it felt like to me personally that Dixie Carter... Dixie Carter took a company that I started, that I founded right out from underneath my nose. I mean, she used daddy's money, yeah, she used daddy's money to run me right out of my own office. It has been a pleasure to work with Eric Bischoff, it has been a joy to work with the immortal one, Hulk Hogan, 'cause we gave the entire Carter family exactly what they deserve. And now everybody in TNA and I mean everybody has to play by the new rules. And those new rules are dictated by the new regime."

[Fourtune unterbrechen Jarrett und erscheinen in der Halle.]

Ric Flair: "I know that in your absence you probably haven't been watching the show, but word of mouth should have told ya, this company is run by Fourtune. Yeah, Fourtune, the heart and soul, the blood and guts--not by you [Hogan], not by you piece of shit [Bischoff] and not by you [Jarrett]. You got that? Hogan, twenty-five years I hated your guts, your guts hated mine. Nothing's changing and tonight either you walk away or I walk away. Everybody here is prepared to die. How about you guys?"

Hulk Hogan: "How about just you and me, Flair?"

Ric Flair: "How about...?"

[Flair und Hogan gehen scheinbar aufeinander los, doch umarmen sich stattdessen.]

Eric Bischoff: "Can you believe? Twenty-five years in the making: Hulk Hogan, Ric Flair--on the same team for the same reason? The fact that Dixie Carter had the audacity to bring in a bunch of used up garbage that she compared to Hulk Hogan and to the Nature Boy Ric Flair. It was the nail in your coffin, Carter."

Hulk Hogan: "You know something? This is destiny, this is design! But in the masterplan, Eric, the greatest wrestler of all time, Ric Flair, was meant to be, had to be and was destined to make this plan work, brother."

Ric Flair: "I swear to god, I would give up every day loving you that I've ever loved anything, brother."

Hulk Hogan: "More than your five ex-wives?"

Ric Flair: "More than my five ex-wives, yeah, and wherever they are they can all kiss my ass right now. Whooo!"

Hulk Hogan: "Whooo!"

Eric Bischoff: "Now for the moment I know you've all been waiting for. Ladies and gentlemen, this new regime wouldn't be here tonight if it weren't for our next guest, the star of the show, the most important man in the wrestling universe at this very moment, he is none other than Jeff Hardy, the new World Heavyweight Champion."

[Jeff Hardy kommt unter 'You sold out'-Rufen in die Halle.]

Jeff Hardy: "First of all, I didn't sell out--I sold in! And popularity doesn't mean a damn thing to me. I blame you, I blame the people, I blame the cheers for my pain. I blame your greed for my anger. All the years I've destroyed myself for you, for what? Herniated disks and pitched nerves, nah. These men care more about me than that. They care about my well-being, my future. And RVD is just another asshole I know that never admits he's an ass-kisser, just another politician. Never played that game, never will! Well, let me talk about RVD. I guess the 'Whole F'n Show' is wondering what the whole f'n deal is. I'm the whole f'n reason Abyss destroyed you, Rob. Because in order for this moment, you had to be removed. And with that said, the greatness extents before you. We are Immortal and we live forever."
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