"I'm more of a chair-smashing, frog-splashing dude"

Coach: "RVD, in just moments you're stepping in the ring with Ric Flair. A man that, a month ago at Unforgiven, nailed you in the stomach with the sledgehammer and cost you a shot at the World Heavyweight Championship. Your thoughts."

Rob Van Dam: "Well, you know, Coach. Ric Flair is a 16 time World Champion. He styles, he profiles. He's a limousine-ridin', jet-flying, kiss-dealin', wheeling and dealing son of a gun. As for RVD - I don't style. I don't profile. Limos? I don't need 'em. You can catch me in line of Hertz waiting to drive myself to the next town. Hey, I'm just that way. Jets? I fly commercial. Quite often even get stuck in coach. No offense. Bro, I even get stuck in the middle seat sometimes. Me? I guess I'm more of a CHAIR-SMASHING.... [stolziert] Whoooo..... FROG-SPLASHING....... RISK-TAKING..... YINNING AND YANGING.... Whooo Whooo Whooo...... VAN-DAMINATING Dude. Named Rob... Van... Dam."