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"I've got the biggest and most lethal weapon of them all as my partner"

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"I've got the biggest and most lethal weapon of them all as my partner"
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Date:
04.12.2009
Josh Mathews: "Well, last Monday night was not a great one for JeriShow. Chris, because you lost to Triple H, you now have to face DX in a Handicap Match in just three days on RAW. How will that affect you psychologically, as you and The Big Show prepare to face Cryme Tyme tonight?"

Chris Jericho: "I could pontificate about next Monday or even tonight, but I have supreme confidence any way you look at it. So it really doesn't matter, Josh. And the reason is this: In ten days the most dominant Tag Team of this or any other generation, The Big Show and Chris Jericho, will end DX forever in a TLC Match. Now Josh, do you know, what a TLC Match is?"

Josh Mathews: "It's a match that involves Tables, Ladders and Chairs."

Chris Jericho: "How clever. But 'involves' is an interesting choice of words, isn't it, Josh? Let me be a little bit more descriptive about what a TLC 'involves'. It involves chairs. A steel chair. Can you imagine the largest athlete in the world wielding a steel chair with those fists? Can you imagine him pummel you down into physical decimation? I mean, if an average hypocrite on the street hit you with a steel chair, it would be painful. But if The Big Show does it, when The Big Show does it-- At best you have a concussion, at worst you're in the hospital in a coma.

And a TLC also involves tables. The most glorified and typecast weapon in this business. Let's figure out why. All the parasites in the crowd, waiting to see the tables, so they can take out their camera-phones and take a picture. 'Look at the carnage. Take a picture. Isn't it sweet?' Can you image the human beings that go through the table? What about them, Josh? What about Shawn Michaels' surgically repaired back being pushed and bent to the limit when The Big Show chokeslams him through a table. How about the Cerebral Assassin Triple H lying dazed and confused on a table, only to regain consciousness for a split second to see Chris Jericho crashing down upon him from the top rope with an elbow. Think about that. Take a picture with your cellphone of that, parasites!

And let's talk about ladders. There is nobody in this business that knows how to use a ladder to damage someone more than Chris Jericho. Ask Shawn Michaels. The last Ladder Match we had, I destroyed him, I embarrassed him, I beat him. And became the new King Of The Ladder Matches. And can you imagine what kind of a weapon The Big Show could turn a ladder into? Can you imagine him battering DX over and over and over again?

So to finalize answering the question, Josh, you have no idea what a TLC is. But I do. A TLC is the most dangerous match ever created in the WWE. A TLC hurts people. Ends careers, ruins lives. And I've been in two of them. I've been victorious in a TLC, I've defended these titles in a TLC. We know what it takes to come out a TLC and still be the champions. That's what's gonna happen. Cause after TLC, DX will be finished. No more jokes, no more useless catchphrases, no more worthless merchandise for all the sicko fans to purchase. Only Big Show and Chris Jericho standing victorious. The best in the world at what I do. The Giant Destroyer will end the DX mythology forever. Tables, Ladders and Chairs are weapons. But I've got the biggest and most lethal weapon of them all. As my partner." [Big Show ballt seine Faust und verdunkelt mit einem Schlag Richtung Kamera den Bildschirm]
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