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"I think a lot of you have forgotten my accomplishments"

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Title:
"I think a lot of you have forgotten my accomplishments"
Date:
25.09.2009
CM Punk: "Okay, I get it. You people destroyed billions of brain cells on a daily basis with your excess consumption of alcoholic beverages, over-the-counter and prescription medication, and a laundry list of substances you shove in your body day after day. The reason I bring up your chemically induced mind is because I think a lot of you have forgotten my accomplishments. So please allow me to jog your ailing memory. I am the only 3-time straight-edge World Heavyweight Champion in WWE history. I am the only superstar in WWE history to win back-to-back Money in the Bank ladder matches at WrestleMania. And don't forget I am the man that did you, the WWE Universe, a favor when I got rid of the Charismatic Enabler from this company FOREVER. But that runs a close number two to my crowning achievement of using my Anaconda Vice and for the first time making the Undertaker tap out. That was me, I did that. I did it all without drugs, I did it all without alcohol, and I did it all without any help from any of you. So I want somebody in a position of power to come out here right now and treat me with the respect I have earned. Not only as the face of SmackDown but as the posterboy of the entire company. I deserve to know who my next opponent is now that I have defeated the all powerful Undertaker. Oh that's right, there isn't anybody left!"

[Das Licht in der Halle verdunkelt sich und die Druiden des Undertakers bringen einen Sarg zum Ring. Punk, der den Taker darin vermutet ist zunächst beunruhigt und wappnet sich dann mit einem Stuhl. Er öffnet zögerlich den Sarg, in dem er aber überraschend nicht den Taker, sondern einen gefesselten und geknebelten Thedore Long vorfindet - der in der Vorwoche vom Taker entführt worden war. Punk schleppt ihn in den Ring.]

Teddy Teddy Teddy. You got me, I thought it was somebody else. What? I agree, the Undertaker is way too scared to come and face me. Man Teddy, you look horrible. You look like you were on one of these all-night benders these people go on. All right, all right."

[Punk befreit Long von Fessel und Knebel]

Theodore Long: "Effective immediately, there is no longer a ban on the Undertaker's Hell's Gate submission hold. The maneuver is 100% legal. One week from this Sunday, you will defend the World Heavyweight Championship against the Undertaker inside Hell in a Cell! That's not all, that's not all Punk. You will also... face the Undertaker tonight in a match right here on SmackDown."
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