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"It's easier to be weak like Jeff because you sure can't be strong like me"

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"It's easier to be weak like Jeff because you sure can't be strong like me"
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Date:
07.08.2009
CM Punk: "I tried, I tried so very hard to empathize with all of your weaknesses. I implored every single one of you, to just say 'No'. And all my empathy got, was for you to love Jeff Hardy that much more than you already did. But this will not deter me. I will stay the course. I still believe in teaching you people the difference between right and wrong. ['Hardy'-Chants] Oh, obviously it's gonna be challenging listening to you people, and by the looks of some of you it's gonna be a big challenge. But, just like any other challenge, that's come down the pipe in my lifetime, I'm gonna meet that challenge head on like a man, just like I did last week. Let's take a look. [Ein Einspieler der Attacke Punks auf Hardy wird gezeigt]

See, now I know why you people love Jeff Hardy so much. It's because you are all just like him. And, in turn, Jeff Hardy is just like all of you. The reality is, none of you have the strength to be straight edge. You gravitate towards Jeff, because it's the easy way out. It's easier to be weak like Jeff because you sure can't be strong like me. And you can boo all you want. I know why you boo, you know why you boo: Because I tell the truth - and the truth sometime hurts, doesn't it?

For instance, what does it say on your prescription bottle of pills? Take one every four hours? Oh, don't tell me that you people don't gobble four, six, eight at a time, like they were pez. That is drug abuse! I don't do that. I also don't smoke - and those who do are stupid! You gotta be stupid to not listen to the Surgeon General, especially when he prints the warning label on the package of smokes. You gotta be a fool.

Now we can talk about those funny cigarettes. And you obviously know what I am talking about, because you cheer, and that is utterly sad. That's pathetic! I can't even wrap my head around you people cheering, cause when you smoke those funny cigarettes, it's not only hazardous to your health, it's also illegal. So those who have taken a puff, not only are you poisoning yourself, you're also breaking the law. So the vast majority of everybody here in the arena is criminal. I am not a criminal, I've never have been and I never will be.

Now let's talk about alcohol. I saved the best poison for last, see, because this is a gateway drug. Don't tell me, not a single one of you in here has ever said: 'I'm gonna go out for one drink.' And one leads to two. And two drinks lead to three. And then it's a double of this and a shot of that. And then your head winds up in the toilet, night in and night out. Congratulations: That is alcoholism! In my book, if you even take one drink you're an alcoholic. So I understand why you people love Jeff Hardy so much. I understand why Jeff loves you. It's because you're all weak.

Whether you like it or not, whether you know it or not, you deserve better. This entire world deserves better. What you need is a leader. You need a strong leader who's gonna stand up in the face of adversity and just says 'No'. You need a strong leader that's gonna carry the banner of the World Heavyweight Championship with honor, with pride, respect, dignity, integrity and class. What you people need is a straight edge World Heavyweight Champion. What you need is CM Punk."
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