Promo Data
John Cena: "I dominate Saturday night from the second I hit the green screen
To wearing thongs and phony afros on Confidential with Mean Gene
Hospitals are packed with wrestling fans,they're getting Saturday night fever
I'm scared of getting mad cow, that's why all I eat is beaver
And Yo, I'm the best thing you can see on the weekends
Josh, you were scaring me backstage doing those naked deep knee bends
Yo, you stole my style last week, that's the reason I got hot bro!
I'm the best poetic genius since Leaping Lanny Poffo
I'm so over the top, I'm giving censors fits
Forget the match, let's go to Hooters so we can grab some t***!"