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"Beulah is not the girl for Tommy, indeed, she is the girl for just about everyone else"

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Title:
"Beulah is not the girl for Tommy, indeed, she is the girl for just about everyone else"
Date:
02.08.1998
Buh Buh Ray Dudley: "I hate every single one of you people in here. If you didn´t know, what you are looking at is the toughest three men in pro wrestling today. We challenge anybody in the WWF, we challenge everybody in the WCW, but most of all we challenge each and every one of you. If you got the guts bring it down to the ring and we'll kick your asses right now.

There's not one man in this whole arena, who's got the guts to get in the ring with the Dudley Boyz. [An einen Fan gerichtet] If you got the guts fat man, bring it down to the ring. You're gonna need that crutch, when the Dudley Boyz are done with you. I guess you're just mad, that I was with your mother last night.

And in the words of my brother D-Von…"

D-Von Dudley: "Without any further adieu. It is now time for Brother Gertner… [Zwischenrufe der Fans] Shut up! … to testify!"

Joel Gertner: "Is it hot in here or is just me? Well, well, well… Dayton, Ohio. Amazing where people can life these days. It is I, the man your mother warned you about, that man that makes your panties moist and the only man, that matters, hotter than a heatwave and harder than Chinese algebra, the quintessential studmuffin, myself, Joel 'I always leave them sore, yet they keep coming back for more' Gertner!

Also in the ring at this time, he is a referee with integrity and a referee with hair. The extreme official, Jeff Jones!

Accompanying him to ringside, the trashiest prostitute to ever enter professional wrestling. Our valet and love slave, Beulah McGillyslutty! [Neben ihm wird eine als Beulah verkleidete "Puppe" in die Höhe gehalten]

And at my right, my colleague. You saw him suffer on ECW television. A torn ACL, a damaged patella tendon, a ruptured rectum… [Die restlichen Dudleys fahren Gertner wütend von der Seite an] I mean… I mean, a deviated septum and a kidney stone. Nonetheless, he stands before you, the 'Quiet behind the Riot' and the 'Innovator of Silence', Sign Guy Dudley!

At at this time, here they are. The transcoastal, transcontinental, and intergalactic six-man tag team champions of the wrestling world. First, from the Twisted Steel section of Dudleyville, 368 pounds, 26 and one half inches of arms attached to the man who can rip the Guiness Book in half with his bare hands and beat the snot out of Ripley. Believe it or not, pro wrestling's only real Mastodon, Big Dick Dudley!

Representing the south side of Dudleyville, and weighing in at a slim, trim, buff, cut, ripped… [Gertner hält inne, während die Crowd mit "chisled and jacked" vollenden will, ehe D-Von sie abwürgt] No, no. I didn't say. Studmuffin says. Weight unknown, he is D-von Dudley!
And his half-brother and tag team partner hails from metropolitan Dudleyville, and weighs in at a rough, ready, riled up, rowdy and rambunctious 350 pounds. He is the man, that helped drive Beulah's head into the canvas with such impact, that she didn’t know whether to urinate, defecate or ejaculate, Buh-Buh Ray Dudley!

Now that we've helped prove that Beulah is not the girl for Tommy, indeed, she is the girl for just about everyone else, Dreamer, come face your nightmare."
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