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"By the time we're done we are going to look like twins"

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Title:
"By the time we're done we are going to look like twins"
Date:
07.04.1997
Jim Ross: "Ladies and Gentlemen, as we all know, on April the 20th in Rochester, New York, this man, Mankind, will challenge the Undertaker for the WWF championship. But I think we all want to know, Mankind, why, last week, did you burn the Undertaker? What motivated you to do that? Was it the greed of becoming the WWF champion? Is it revenge or some other sordid, sordid reason for doing what you did last week?"

Mankind: "It all seemed like such a shame. We engaged in some of the most brutal contests this sport has ever known, but I couldn't help feeling that when it was all said and done, the Undertaker never really knew me at all. Do you know what it feels like to sit on an airplane with the stench of your own charred flesh in your nostrils for 14 hours? Because I do. And it make me sick. Do you know what it feels like, to walk inside your home and your wife says, 'What is burning?', and it's me? I needed to introduce you to my life.

And for those people out there, who find it hard to believe that someone like Mankind could have received holy matrimony, I can only say to you: Turn off your damn TV sets! Watch another wrestling program! Because I am dealing with reality. A real life, Undertaker, where my children wake up to the sounds of gunfire, where white trash bombard my house with rocks and chant, 'Die, Mankind, die!' When my 3-year-old girl says to me, 'Keep me safe, daddy! Keep me safe!', I looked into her beautiful little eyes and I said, 'I can't do that, because daddy's on the road, 300 nights every year, working on his 17th concussion, being spit on by vile scum in Undertaker-t-shirts, wrestling main events for half the money that punked-up pretty boys make in the opening match.'

You ask me for excuses, I don't have any. When you're Mankind, you only need... reasons."

Jim Ross: "Well, tell me, there is no matter how disfigured the Undertaker may be, when we see him on April 20th, what kind of match can we expect from Mankind and the Undertaker for the richest prize in the WWF?"

Mankind: "When Oswald shot Kennedy he was insane. But still we watch the reruns, again and again, we all [?] while the killer takes aim. 'Hey mom, the goes the pieces of the president's brain!' We cannot throw the Christians to the lions anymore. There are no more public hangings. The closest we have is the Undertaker and Mankind. If you thought the fireball was bad, I implore any women and families who love their children: Don't order the pay per view! Because I will not be held morally responsible. But I will not stop until the entire audience smells your charred flesh, feels sick to their stomachs, until you are nothing but a random pile... of body parts.

And I kid myself not. This could very well be my last match. But, I have my reservation in the emergency room, and I've gotten trhough the trouble of making one for you, because by the time we're done - Uncle Paul, reveal the present - you're going to need this. Because we are going to look like... TWINS!

[Paul Bearer enthüllt eine zweite Mankind-Maske.]

You'll think about that when you breathe your last breath as Heavyweight champion of the wor..."

[Die Musik des Undertakers ertönt und Videos des Totengräbers erscheinen auf der Videoleinwand. Seine Stimme meldet sich über die Lautsprecher.]

The Undertaker: "Mankind... Paul Bearer... fire, brimstone, eternal damnation. What do you know of this? I do all too well. And you will soon, Mankind! You must feel the heat, and as you wish to defeat your anguish to no avail you will then know that I have sentenced you to eternal damnation. As the flesh burns from your bone and the fire eats you up, you'll think it's all over. But it only just begins! For I will never be through with you now. You must spend eternity paying for your crimes! I will soon open the bowl of souls and unleash the most deadly of demons. [Mankind hält es nicht mehr aus, kauert sich auf den Ringboden und wippt hin und her.]

You see, Paul Bearer, you think that you know the darkness... I taught you everything you know of the darkness, but I didn't teach you everything I know. When it's all said and done, you too will understand that even hell has no fury like the Undertaker's... revenge..."
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