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"I got more hits on the mic than free porno websites"

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"I got more hits on the mic than free porno websites"
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Date:
03.06.2003
John Cena: "Yo yo yo yo. All this talk. All this Cruiserweight this. This Rey Mysterio this. This Matt Hardy that.

These flying cruiserweights don't deserve a second look
It's like watching the Haiti Kid beat up on Lord Littlebrook

And they are so light in the pants they should be called transvestites
I got more hits on the mic than free porno websites

I got kids carvin' double horns on their bathroom stalls
I ain't in this for the money, Lebron James took it all

And Chris Benoit? Yeah, you got fans, but I don't respect you
The only Wolverine I see is in X-Men 2

And I beat up an preppy punk wearing Abercrombie & Fitch
I'll sign his autograph first, then run away with his *****!"
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