Promo Data
[Bron Breakker is at the WrestleMania 41 kickoff; the crowd are chanting "Dirty Dom"]
Bron Breakker: "Dirty Dominik Mysterio, the only strategy that he should have coming into Sunday is to run away."
Pat McAfee: "Now, with all that being said, Fatal 4-Way is not necessarily a favorable match for the champion. Your odds and statistics are only at 25% to win going in a Fatal 4-Way. Have you thought about that at all? [The crowd chants 'Steiner math!'] What is the Steiner Math in your mind?"
Bron Breakker: "They say that all men are created equal. [loud cheers] But if you look at this Fatal 4-Way match and the members that are in it, you will see that that statement is not true. See, normally I'd have a 25% chance of winning, but I'm a badass, and that statement is not true! See, Dominik Mysterio knows that he can't beat me, so he's not even gonna try, so I've got a 50% chance of winning right out of the gate. Then you add Penta to the equation. Now, Penta is an incredible superstar, but Penta is scared of me, he's scared of the Dog! So he's got a half, a 25% chance of winning at best. You add that to my already 50% chance of winning, I got a 62.5% chance of winning!"
Pat McAfee: "Yeah, you do, yeah, you do!
Bron Breakker: "Then you add Finn Balor to the equation. Now, Finn Balor's record at WrestleMania is 1 in 3, which means he's got a 33.3% chance of winning, he's got a 66.7% chance of losing. You add that to my already 62.5% chance of winning, I got a 129.2% chance of winning!"
Pat McAfee: "Yeah, makes sense. Hey, that adds up!"
Michael Cole: "Ladies and gentlemen, the Intercontinental Champion, The Unpredictable Badass, Bron Breaker!"
Pat McAfee: "The math adds up, brother. The math adds up."
Note: Bron Breakker is the nephew of
Scott Steiner, who cut the famous "
Steiner Math" promo in 2008 which Breakker adapted here.