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"Slap me again and find out what happens"

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Title:
"Slap me again and find out what happens"
Date:
27.01.2000
Cactus Jack: "Okay - now I may be Cactus Jack, but I am no idiot. You see, there's about eight guys backstage who hate my guts, so I did not come out alone. [hebt einen 2x4 Holzbalken] I'd like to talk about the Royal Rumble just a little bit, and the return to action of Cactus Jack. In some ways, one of the greatest triumphs in my life, as we tore Madison Square Garden down. Maybe one of the greatest matches in my professional life - hell no, it WAS one of the greatest matches in my professional life - maybe one of the greatest in wrestling history. But it was also a disappointment because I didn't bring home the WWF Championship.

You see, we saw a side of Triple H that I didn't know existed on Sunday night. A side just a little bit more sadistic, a side just a little rougher and yes, a side just a little tougher, so Triple H, with all due respect you showed the world you are the WWF Champion, and you proved you are The Game. But I proved that it doesn't really matter whether you win or lose, it's how you maim the Game! You see, Triple H, you made some predictions, and they only halfway came true. You said my blood was going to stain New York City - well, there was blood, and it did stain New York, but it sure as hell wasn't mine!

You see, Triple H - I busted you wide open and I made your face into a crimson mask, and it was you - not me - that was flirting with unconsciousness - and it was all said and done, the bottom line is you look like you'd just survived a trip through hell - and I looked like I'd just had a pretty good time. And I think Baltimore, Maryland [Jubel], and the entire SmackDown! world deserves ANOTHER good time! So what I'm saying, Triple H, is look around and search and try to find the testicular fortitude to enter This Very Ring... not tonight, not in one hour, but right.... now. The entire world is waiting - come on - show me what you got - bring it down!"

[Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley kommt raus, jedoch kein Triple H.]

Cactus Jack: "This isn't quite what I had in mind...."

Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley: "You really are pathetic, aren't you? Trying to salvage your reputation after my husband (Triple H) BEAT you at your own game. And Triple H - he wanted to come out here, but we thought about it and - why? What's the point? He already proved that he is just as crazy, just as sadistic, and just as tough as Cactus Jack."

Cactus Jack: "You're going to deny everybody around the world of another go-round with Triple H and Cactus Jack."

Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley: "What's the point? We've already proved - Triple H is the WWF Champion."

Cactus Jack: "Now wait, wait, let me - now I'll admit your husband is a hell of a man - taking a look at you, well I've got to admit that you look like a hell of a woman, but I'm afraid there's not going to be an heir to the McMahon-Helmsley dynasty, you see I'm not a doctor, but it seems like it would be a physical impossibility for you to produce an heir, seeing as how your husband has absolutely no testicles..."

[Stephanie gibt Cactus eine Ohrfeige mitten im Satz.]

Cactus Jack: "My instinct right now, to be absolutely positive with you, is to slap the taste right outta your mouth - but instead, Steph, we're going to play a little game - it's called 'Slap Me Again and Find Out What Happens.' Are you ready to play the game? Come on, Steph. I'm not asking you to slap me, Stephanie, I'm telling you - lay it in and find out what happens to you! One time! I am saying please! Please! Lay it in! Lay it in! Bangbang!"

[Stephanie hat Angst und zieht sich auf die Rampe zurück.]

Cactus Jack: "You know, what I feel like doing is following you back to whatever hole you just crawled out from, find your husband, and leet - beat the living crap out of him. But the sight of you and Triple H - the thought of the two of you kinda makes me sick, so what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna go against my better judgement - I'm gonna get my bag, and I'm gonna get the hell out of town - just this one time. But you send a message to Triple H, and which is - anytime he feels like finishing what I started, I am ready. Bangbang!"
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