"What is a moustache?"

[It's the NXT 'Talk the Talk' challenge, in which competitors are given a random topic which they have to deliver a thirty second promo on, in front of a live crowd. We've already had Percy Watson do 'glasses' and Kaval do 'chicken' and now it's Eli Cottonwood's turn.]

Matt Striker: "Eli, your topic is 'moustache' - you have ten seconds... Ready? Go!"

Eli Cottonwood: "What is a moustache? Ha, haha. It's a little bit of hair growing over the... upper lip... I don't have one, nobody else here has one... But you know what? A moustache is for a real man..! See, of all these people here, I have the best moustache of them all. [the fans start to boo] Give me a couple more days, I'll have a nice, thick moustache. But none of these [the buzzer sounds to indicate times up] BOYS right here--

Matt Striker: "OK--"

Eli Cottonwood: "--will ever have one."

Matt Striker: "--thank you Eli"

[Cottonwood throws the microphone down in frustration]