"Shoutout to my homeboy OJ Simpson"

Bob Caudle: "Ladies and gentlemen, here we are we get our first opportunity to talk to them. The new tag team on the block in Smoky Mountain Wrestling, impressive they are The Gangstas. New Jack."

New Jack: "Let me tell you something! 30 years ago we would have been strung up in somebody's tree getting hung for beating two white boys the way we just did. But now you might wanna come out here and put some belts on us, but the only belts we gon' be wearing around here is the Tag Team belts!

Let me tell you something, I don't like being up here. I was getting out my car, I slipped and fell in some tobacco spit and you know what I'm sayin'. Nothing but rednecks up here! Nothing but geeks up here! Nothing but coalminers up here! Chicken farmers! Klansman! I don't like nobody but my partner, you understand?

I don't care who you line up in front of me! I'ma show you how bad New Jack and Mustapha is. You wanna talk about violence? Violence to you might be putting somebody in a figure four! Violence to me is taking a can of gas and pouring it on ya and setting you on fire. Like me or not I didn't come up here to be liked. I came up here to get paid and whoever you put in front of me I'm gon' chop ya down!

I would like to send a special shoutout to my homeboy OJ Simpson - keep up the good work baby, two less we got to worry about, you understand? Keep up the good work! Louis Farrakhan would be the next president! Snoop Dogg, we know you're innocent - you called me last night, you understand? Get ready Smoky Mountain because we gon' set this place on fire!"

Bob Caudle: "Alright fans there they are, the team to be heard from in Smoky Mountain Wrestling: New Jack, Mustapha Saed, The Gangstas! We'll be right back."