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"The Orange Cassidy phenomenon is over, because I'm gonna make sure that you run out of juice"

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Title:
"The Orange Cassidy phenomenon is over, because I'm gonna make sure that you run out of juice"
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Date:
24.06.2020
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Chris Jericho: "Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. It's a joke that everybody knows. And when you first hear it, it's a little bit amusing. Kinda funny, little stupid. But then the more you hear it, the more you realize how annoying and dumb it really is. And that's you, Orange Cassidy. You are the 'chicken cross the road'-joke of Pro Wrestling. And I tell you the reason why 'cause the more I see you and the more I see your act, the more annoying you become and you piss me off.

When I first heard your name, I thought it was stupid. When I first saw your matches, I thought you were an embarrassment to the business. And when you signed an AEW contract, I called Tony Khan and the Bucks and Kenny and Cody and I said: 'Why in the hell did you bring in Orange Cassidy?' And they all said the same thing. 'People love him.' [Jubel und 'Freshly Squeezed'-Chants] Yeah, Freshly Squeezed. And you know what ? Then when I watched some of your stuff, I kinda got it. I mean, what's not to love, right? You have a unique presentation. You dress your own way. You've done things differently. And like the late Brian Pillman told me: 'If you wanna make it in Wrestling, you have to be different. Do something that no one's ever done before.' And Orange Cassidy, I applaud you. 'Cause you did the seemingly unthinkable thing and you got over on your own by being yourself. Right? [Jericho applaudiert.]

And that's why people love you, 'cause part of your appeal is you're a lot like them. You're lazy, you're a slacker. You know what I'm talking about. And you don't have what it takes to make it to the top. And you made a mistake when you broke out of your lane and got in the face of Le Champion. I'm Chris Jericho, man. And you better be the best Orange Cassidy that you've ever been at Fyter Fest. And I'll tell you something else. If you try any of that bullshit 'kick me in the shin'-offence, I'll knock your teeth down your throat and beat you in 30 seconds. You understand what I'm saying? As it stands right now, you better reach down deep into those pockets and pull out a man-sized miracle. 'Cause that's what you're gonna need to beat Le Champion, but it's not gonna happen. And I'll tell you this: at Fyter Fest the Orange Cassidy phenomenon is over, because I'm gonna make sure that you, my friend, run out of juice. Huh? [lacht] Now that's a funny joke, right? That's a good—

[Cassidy greift sich das Mikro aus Jerichos Hand, legt es auf die Matte und vollzieht dann seine typische "Schienbein-Kick-Offensive", vor der Jericho gewarnt hat. Jericho zerstört daraufhin Cassidys Sonnenbrille. Es entsteht ein wilder Brawl durch die Zuschauerränge, an dessen Ende ein blutiger Cassidy die Oberhand behält und Jericho nach einem Superman Punch durch einen Tisch befördert.]"
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