"I loved video games and then I lost my virginity!"

MJF: "Cut my music! Cut my music! Cut my music! [Buh-Rufe] But I haven't even said anything yet, guys, come on. Well, do you guys have flashbacks of being shoved in lockers again? I am so sorry, that must just be awful. Pipe down, guys, pipe down! I'm gonna try to make you guys feel as-- [Buh-Rufe] I'm gonna try to make you guys feel as comfortable as possible in your own skin, okay? So, how about I give you nerds something I know you're gonna love? ['You suck'-Chants] That mother of yours whose basement you live in, she swallows, so.. hate to break it to ya.. hate to break it to ya. [Gelächter und Buh-Rufe]

Little pop quiz here for you nerds: what happens when you got a Dollar-Store-Tarzan, a 65-year-old grown man, who's still in his Emo phase from high school, and Seabiscuit, in the ring against the youngest and fastest rising star in professional wrestling today, Maxwell Jacob Friedman? You get MJF getting the W, baby.

Are you guys seriously going to talk while I'm talking? Yeah? Yeah! What you.. [verstellt seine Stimme] Ah, actually MJF, I'm a level 45 padawan warlock knight so you better watch your mouth. News flash, you pencil neck geeks: if I wanted to hear your opinions I would turn on TLC and watch reruns of 'My 600-pound Life', so shut up! You know what, you know what? We're getting off on the wrong foot here, Florida, and I'm sorry. I'm sorry! Listen, listen, allow me to extend an olive branch because as we all know I am salt of the earth. I want you people to know we're not so different, you and I. I used to love video games. Yeah! [ruft] Video games! Video games! [leise 'Video games'-Rufe in der Halle] Yeah, I loved video games and then I lost my virginity. [lacht]

And that's why I'm gonna win tonight, baby. Because I'm better than you and you know it."