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"Let's talk about horsies for a second"

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Title:
"Let's talk about horsies for a second"
Date:
25.05.2019
[Zur Präsentation des neuen AEW World Championships wird Überraschungsgast Bret Hart in den Ring eingeladen, der den neuen Titel in einem Sack verpackt mit zum Ring schleppt.]

Bret Hart: "Hello, Las Vegas! [Jubel] Thank you! Thank you very much! ["Holy Shit"-Chants] Thank you, I just want everyone to know how grateful and thankful it is for me to be here tonight, to be back in Las Vegas. 26 years ago I defended the World title here and it is a great honor for me to be here tonight for another sold-out world championship wrestling match tonight. It's a real honor. I wanna thank AEW for giving me a chance tonight to be the first presenter of this absolutely beautiful belt here. This is a beautiful--as beautiful a belt as you're ever gonna find anywhere, and I will be honored tonight. So without any further ado, I'd like to introduce the winner of the battle royale, the guy that's gonna face either Chris Jericho or Kenny Omega at the next pay per view next month, or few months from now... [Gelächter im Publikum, Bret wiegelt grinsend ab] It's been a while... But anyway, I wanna introduce him. Come on out, Hangman Adam Page!"

[Hangman Adam Page kommt humpelnd wegen einer Beinverletzung heraus, aber gerade als er den Ring betritt und Bret Hart die Hand schüttelt, wird er vom Entrance von "MJF", Maxwell Jacob Friedman, aufgehalten.]

MJF: "Cut my music, cut my music... [Buhrufe und "Asshole"-Chants] Really, I'm the asshole? ["Yeah"] You people bought a ticket to see me, so shut up! ["Boo"] Ladies and gentlemen, just in case you live under a rock, you are looking at the youngest and fastest rising star in professional wrestling today, Maxwell Jacob Friedman. And in that ring--WAIT, BRET, A FAN IS COMING--HA HA... Oh my god, oh I kill me, give me seven... HA HA HA... ["Boo"] Oh, man, oh--wait, you people wanna boo me? ["Yeah"] Yeah? Let me tell you why you nimrods boo me. It's because you're jealous. You are jealous of the fact that you are looking at the quintessential future of All Elite Wrestling. ["Boo"]

You are jealous of the fact that you are looking at the future face of this company, cause god knows, a horse [zeigt auf Hangman Page] can't be the face of this company. Oh, you guys like that he's a 'horse', huh? Yeah? Okay, let's talk about horsies for a second, huh, folks? You know, Hangman, I'm no horse professor, but no matter how strong a race horse is, no matter how fast a race horse is, do you know what happens when they have a bum leg? ["Boo"] They become about as useful as every single one of these fat white trash hicks, so you take 'em around back and you blow their stupid little brains out. ["Boo"] So, how about you do the right thing, how about you save yourself the agony of me coming in there and beating you to a pulp--because we all know, you got a fluke victory tonight ["Boo"]--and how about you relinquish your title shot and give it to a real man?!

[zeigt auf sich selbst und steigt auf den Ringrand; Bret Hart ist sichtlich amüsiert im Hintergrund und flüstert dem Ringsprecher was zu] A man who's going to be--LOOK AT ME, OLD MAN! ["Ohhhh"]--the best there is, the best there was... ["Boooo"] and the best there ever will--ACTUALLY, scratch that. That catchphrase sucks! [Buhrufe vom Publikum, während Bret Hart schmunzeln muss. MJF wendet sich wieder Hangman zu.] How about you relinquish your title shot to Maxwell Jacob Friedman, 'cause I'm better than you and you kno--[Hangman versucht MJF eine zu verpassen, doch der flüchtet vom Mattenrand wieder auf den Hallenboden.]

Eaaasy, there, sea biscuit, eaaaasy. How about I get you a little sugar cube, huh, pal? Yeah? [im Hintergrund kommt Jungle Boy in die Halle] Yeah? Alright, okay, I'll see you idiots later, I don't need this. [MJF sieht Jungle Boy] Look, Jungle Boy, as much as I want to wrestle a prepubescent teenager, I'm a little busy right now. It's been a great chat, huh? [MJF geht an Jungle Boy vorbei aber die Musik von Jimmy Havoc lässt ihn stehenbleiben. MJF wird von Hangman, Jungle Boy und Havoc umringt und als er Jungle Boy attackiert, bekommt er seins ab. Hangman wirft ihn nach draußen und Havoc und Jungle Boy jagen ihn backstage. Währenddessen hält Bret Hart den neuen AEW World Title in die Höhe und zeigt ihn so zum ersten Mal dem Publikum. Hangman Page schaut sich den Titel vom Hallenboden an, um den er beim nächsten Pay Per View kämpfen wird.]
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