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"You're the aging gunslinger with just a few bullets left in your gun"

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"You're the aging gunslinger with just a few bullets left in your gun"
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24.08.2015
Paul Heyman: "Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman and I am the pissed-off advocate of the ripped-off conqueror, 'The Beast of the Barclays Center' BROCK LESNAR! So what the hell happened here last night? [Buhrufe] How did we go from Brock Lesnar forcing The Undertaker for the first time in his 25 year career to tap out to a scenario where now the history books will inaccurately depict The Undertaker as having finally after all that years getting the victory over my client Brock Lesnar. [Buhrufe] It is an indisputable fact that last night at SummerSlam Brock Lesnar took The Undertaker to Suplex City. It is an indisputable fact that last night at SummerSlam Brock Lesnar locked The Phenom in a Kimura and please pay attention to this shocking piece of footage [Ein Video zeigt wie der Undertaker im Kimura Lock aufgibt] because ladies and gentlemen it is an indisputable fact that last night Brock Lesnar-- there it is! Right there-- forced The Undertaker to tap out.

The video does not lie. And I understand how uncomfortable it may be for this fairytale to end. I'm a father, I get it. It's not pleasant. Hey kids, there is no Santa Clause. The Easter Bunny is a fable. That Pavlovian belief that The Undertaker is immortal or already dead or whatever nonsense he wants to spew out is a fable. And the reality is that last night The Undertaker got tapped out by Brock Lesnar. You know what that means? Tapping out? It means The Undertaker said 'Brock Lesnar, you're a better man than I am. You're a better wrestler than I am. You're a better fighter than I am. Brock Lesnar, please let go off my arm. I can't take it no more'. It's like a little kid in a school yard getting his ass kicked, getting in a fetal position saying 'Please leave me alone'. Well, in this case [mit verstellter Stimme] 'Please leave me alone'. [Jubel] So how do we get here? I want you to know for the record-- my client Brock Lesnar does not blame the referee. The referee didn't see the tap. Nor does my client Brock Lesnar blame the timekeeper who freaked out because the timekeeper understood that Brock-- [laute Buhrufe] Yeah, only in Brooklyn do you boo compasion. The timekeeper had compasion because a timekeeper understodd that when The Undertaker was taping, The Undertaker knew that Brock Lesnar was going to break The Undertaker's arm, break it off and beat it over the head with it. So we talk about the fact, that The Undertaker collapsed on his way backstage again from the beating that he took from Brock Lesnar? I mean, it's all over the Internet. That's indisputable, too. Hey, if I want-- I have enough material to last all three hours of Monday Night Raw! [Jubel]

Let's go one step at a time. So that the timekeeper rings the bell, Brock Lesnar rightfully thinks that the match is over. The Undertaker was saved. Imagine these words coming out of anybody's mouth-- someone needed to save The Undertaker from a beating. Someone needed to pull The Undertaker away from getting his ass kicked, from getting tapped out. That's what happened. So the timekeeper rings the bell, Brock Lesnar thinks he won and that did The Undertaker do? He goes for the desperate Low Blow. [Buhrufe] The Undertaker pulls Brock Lesnar down in the Hell's Gate and because The Undertaker wants to hear it, craves to hear it, needs to exercise his soul off the demon Brock Lesnar, The Undertaker beggs Brock Lesnar to tap out. And what was Brock Lesnar's response? The ultimate disrespect. And Taker, FYI [For Your Information] Brock Lesnar told you, GFY [Good For You]. I get it, you're the aging gunslinger with just a few bullets left in your gun and you can shoot it out with anybody in the locker room but Undertaker, you can't shoot with Brock Lesnar! So you're right. You're right. We're not out here for me to flap my gums. We are out here tonight because Brock Lesnar wants to fight The Undertaker one more time. [Jubel] And ladies and gentlemen, I'm not here tonight to issue a challenge to WrestleMania. I'm not here tonight to issue a challenge for the Royal Rumble. I'm not here tonight to issue a challenge for Survivor Series, for Madison Square Garden, for Night Of Champions, for this Sunday, Saturday, Friday, Thursday, Wednesday, Tuesday. Not in church, sure not in heaven and Brock ain't walking till hell. Brock Lesnar challenges The Undertaker to do this-- Yoo, Brooklyn Style-- right here, right now tonight! [Jubel] Bring your dead ass out to this ring!"
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