| 1 | 25.03.2024 |  | "You never drink, you never do drugs, yet you spend all your time in rehab" | 9.56 | 112 |
| 2 | 29.01.2024 | | "I prayed for this, and it happened" | 9.55 | 54 |
| 3 | 22.01.2024 | | "I'm more of the 'American Dream' than you are" | 9.19 | 63 |
| 4 | 08.01.2024 | | "After being gone for nine years... I'm your leader now, kid" | 8.89 | 26 |
| 5 | 11.12.2023 | | "This is NOT your home! This is MY home!" | 8.57 | 39 |
| 6 | 08.12.2023 | | "I don't know who would feel comfortable working with somebody who randomly just punches people in the face backstage." | 7.77 | 21 |
| 7 | 27.11.2023 | | "I'm home" | 5.38 | 115 |
| 8 | 17.06.2023 |  | "Tell me when I'm tellin' lies" | 7.82 | 88 |
| 9 | 31.08.2022 | | "Before I was ever CM Punk, I was just a punk rock kid from Chicago" | 7.74 | 26 |
| 10 | 17.08.2022 | | "That's not 'Cowboy Shit', that's coward shit." | 6.50 | 61 |
| 11 | 03.06.2022 | | "The wheels are still there... It’s just that one of them happens to be broken." | 8.08 | 37 |
| 12 | 25.05.2022 | | "I will be defending All Elite Wrestling FROM you!" | 8.47 | 69 |
| 13 | 04.03.2022 | | "I will become a monster to fight the monsters of the world" | 9.49 | 34 |
| 14 | 02.03.2022 | | "Am I the bad guy?" | 9.74 | 80 |
| 15 | 16.02.2022 | | "Maxwell Jacob Friedman, will you be my Valentine?" | 9.82 | 65 |
| 16 | 24.11.2021 | | "You claim to be the Best In The World, but I'm better than you and you know it" | 9.66 | 162 |
| 17 | 05.11.2021 | | "I am a fool for trying to hold you to that standard and expect greatness because you're a bum" | 9.75 | 98 |
| 18 | 20.08.2021 | | "August 13th, 2005, I left professional wrestling. August 20th, 2021, I'm back." | 9.79 | 257 |
| 19 | 30.12.2013 |  | "I wanna find out who the strong one of The Shield is" | 9.13 | 14 |
| 20 | 25.11.2013 | | "We're gonna burn them all to the ground, baby!" | 6.38 | 12 |
| 21 | 30.09.2013 | | "This story ends when I finally get my hands on Paul Heyman" | | |
| 22 | 19.08.2013 | | "I'm sorry I didn't break your face" | 9.27 | 10 |
| 23 | 22.07.2013 | | "I want the best versus the beast!" | 9.65 | 19 |
| 24 | 15.07.2013 | | "I'm gonna keep you alive just long enough to look you in the eye and hurt you worst of all!" | 9.81 | 52 |
| 25 | 01.07.2013 | | "It's every man for himself. No partners, no friends, only victims." | 5.94 | 15 |
| 26 | 17.06.2013 | | "That's what America is all about, pigs and cowards!" | 8.00 | 8 |
| 27 | 15.04.2013 | | "I always wanna do better, I always wanna be bigger, I always want more" | | |
| 28 | 25.03.2013 | | "I am the 1 in 20-1" | | |
| 29 | 07.01.2013 | | "When you step in the ring, your arms are just too short to box with God" | 8.92 | 78 |
| 30 | 03.12.2012 | | "You didn't pay attention in wrestling school, either, jerk!" | | |
| 31 | 12.11.2012 | | "Who cares about the number of minutes that somebody was clinically dead?" | 6.38 | 25 |
| 32 | 24.09.2012 | | "You wanna be a statistic or do you wanna be a legend?" | 9.46 | 27 |
| 33 | 10.09.2012 | | "For 300 days you have been WWE Champion, for 300 days that championship has been irrelevant" | 9.41 | 33 |
| 34 | 30.07.2012 | | "Last week I had myself a RAW Moment" | 8.00 | 9 |
| 35 | 23.07.2012 | | "At the Royal Rumble, whoever the WWE champion is, they will go one-on-one with The Great One" | 8.60 | 9 |
| 36 | 11.06.2012 | | "You gotta loooove crazy chicks" | 9.40 | 19 |
| 37 | 09.04.2012 | | "I forced you to be CM Drunk" | 7.79 | 13 |
| 38 | 19.03.2012 | | "You're going to end up just like them" | 9.42 | 23 |
| 39 | 27.02.2012 | | "I'm here on top swimming with sharks while you're dancing with stars" | 9.20 | 29 |
| 40 | 23.01.2012 | | "John Laurinaitis sucks at life" | | |
| 41 | 16.01.2012 | | "It kills you that you never made it to this stage, the WWE, as a competitor" | 8.94 | 17 |
| 42 | 12.09.2011 | | "This is Phil Brooks talking to Paul Levesque" | 7.59 | 33 |
| 43 | 15.08.2011 | | "OMG Kevin Nash WTF thought he was dead LOL" | 8.92 | 37 |
| 44 | 11.07.2011 | | "Say goodbye to CM Punk!" | 9.84 | 224 |
| 45 | 11.07.2011 | | "In anybody else's hands, this is just a microphone, in my hands, it's a pipe bomb" | 9.85 | 143 |
| 46 | 27.06.2011 | | "Maybe I'll go back to Ring Of Honor... (The Pipe Bomb)" | 9.88 | 591 |
| 47 | 28.03.2011 | | "I close this sick and twisted chapter at WrestleMania" | 8.42 | 18 |
| 48 | 07.02.2011 | | "I have waited this long to get my revenge" | 8.61 | 17 |
| 49 | 10.01.2011 | | "We would be honored to be initiated into the new Nexus tonight" | 7.18 | 10 |
| 50 | 10.01.2011 | | "I don't need your approval, I don't need initiations, I am the leader of the new Nexus" | 6.64 | 13 |
| 51 | 03.01.2011 | | "You lose and you're out of Nexus" | 7.50 | 13 |
| 52 | 27.12.2010 | | "Your phony hustle, loyalty and respect isn't gonna cut it anymore" | 9.33 | 32 |
| 53 | 30.08.2010 | | "For 900 shows RAW has been promoting poor family values" | 8.21 | 13 |
| 54 | 02.07.2010 | | "Tonight Luke will take care of Kane" | | |
| 55 | 11.06.2010 | | "If you think that you all vie for The Undertaker’s holy grail without fear for reprisal, you are mistaken" | 7.73 | 10 |
| 56 | 07.05.2010 | | "I agree with the message, but the messenger is bad" | 8.12 | 7 |
| 57 | 16.03.2010 | | "I could save you if you just accept me as your savior" | 9.55 | 21 |
| 58 | 12.03.2010 | | "Happy Birthday, Princess Aalyah" | 9.52 | 30 |
| 59 | 05.02.2010 | | "It's about the Elimination Chamber. It's about The Undertaker" | 8.82 | 16 |
| 60 | 29.01.2010 | | "Do you really think The Undertaker's gonna beat me and retain the World Championship?" | 8.40 | 9 |
| 61 | 22.01.2010 | | "Punk, I need you" | 7.60 | 9 |
| 62 | 08.01.2010 | | "Who wants to be saved?" | 7.78 | 8 |
| 63 | 05.01.2010 | | "Does straight edge mean you have to look like you haven't taken a shower in two weeks?" | 7.80 | 14 |
| 64 | 01.01.2010 | | "You will realize that I'm not just a minor threat" | 8.56 | 15 |
| 65 | 11.12.2009 | | "You might as well be stuffing your children's stockings with magic mushrooms" | 6.64 | 10 |
| 66 | 04.12.2009 | | "I pray that those people can see CM Punk as our savior" | 6.20 | 9 |
| 67 | 27.11.2009 | | "I will continue my crusade as long as there are people who need help" | | |
| 68 | 20.11.2009 | | "This will be a straight-edge intervention" | 7.50 | 11 |
| 69 | 25.09.2009 | | "I think a lot of you have forgotten my accomplishments" | 6.67 | 8 |
| 70 | 18.09.2009 | | "You are all just a legion of inebriated zombies" | 7.55 | 10 |
| 71 | 08.09.2009 | | "All these people actually believe in The Undertaker" | 8.72 | 17 |
| 72 | 01.09.2009 | | "I'm straighter than any line you can snore up your nose" | 9.55 | 52 |
| 73 | 25.08.2009 | | "You really just don't even know what a straight-edge champion is" | 8.73 | 21 |
| 74 | 23.08.2009 | | "Tonight I'm gonna rewrite the ending of the Jeff Hardy story!" | 8.27 | 10 |
| 75 | 21.08.2009 | | "I have to get rid of you so they stop living in your moment" | | |
| 76 | 14.08.2009 | | "I figured out all that I have to do is end Jeff Hardy" | 9.12 | 7 |
| 77 | 07.08.2009 | | "It's easier to be weak like Jeff because you sure can't be strong like me" | 9.22 | 17 |
| 78 | 31.07.2009 | | "I can't really respect anybody who lives that type of lifestyle" | 6.89 | 8 |
| 79 | 26.07.2009 | | "The people I blame are the parents" | 8.33 | 42 |
| 80 | 24.07.2009 | | "Learn how to say No" | 9.32 | 33 |
| 81 | 17.07.2009 | | "Maybe you should be perfect" | 8.59 | 16 |
| 82 | 01.07.2009 | | "Why don't you try living a straight edge lifestyle?" | 8.57 | 34 |
| 83 | 12.06.2009 | | "I've never done anything in my life just to be popular" | 8.85 | 25 |
| 84 | 20.07.2008 | | "I'm CM Punk, World Heavyweight Champion" | 8.96 | 26 |
| 85 | 25.04.2008 | | "I couldn't think of a better way to spend my Friday night than slapping you around" | 8.42 | 23 |
| 86 | 01.01.2008 | | "That's it? That's your big reason?" | 5.08 | 25 |
| 87 | 14.08.2007 | | "You are a temporary fleeting, a footnote to an average reality" | 7.38 | 12 |
| 88 | 03.05.2006 |  | "You can be the best wrestler in the world and it's not going to save you" | 9.33 | 11 |
| 89 | 18.06.2005 |  | "You stupid old man, I'm a snake!" | 9.78 | 82 |
| 90 | 07.05.2005 | | "I will fight like an injured animal" | | |
| 91 | 02.04.2005 | | "You're like an inmate on death row, you know when you're gonna die" | | |
| 92 | 28.02.2004 |  | "And they put me on that plane, because I'm a legend" | 8.84 | 24 |
| 93 | 28.06.2003 |  | "The reason why I hate you" | 9.78 | 71 |
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