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Joey Ryan

Also known as Joseph P. Ryan, Hollywood, Joey Hollywood, Joey Blalock, El Gallinero, Gallinero I, Forsaken, Chase Walker

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117.03.2024ultravioletshiroi3.0I never cared for the guy, aside for him being tag team partners with my favorite wrestler Candice LeRae. His penis suplex move is one of the most stupid and ridiculous things ever, and the fact that he's a sexually abusive predator with absolutely no integrity doesn't help. I can give him a few points for being a decent wrestler when he tries to be but he's just such a joke in general.
218.02.2024Nilesmania4.0 
312.02.2024rhlgull1331  
412.01.2024JamesHarro0.0The gimmick of Joey Ryan was funny for a bit but it became played out very quick, I was never a huge fan of him or a fan of any sort to be honest but then the Speaking Out Movement came along and all the accusations against him came out and I thought his gimmick isn't even a gimmick he just is a slime ball and a scumbag. Hopefully this guy never becomes as prevelant in the wrestling world as he once was in the pre-covid era before he destroyed his own career and now he's in the wasteland of scumbags I hope he stays there.
510.12.2023DragonSuperman7  
628.11.2023DangoDaisuki0.0Ich habe mir schon immer gedacht was für eine Person er sein mag wenn er dauerhaft so ein Gimmick hat von einem schmierigen Typen der sich von Leuten an den Penis fast und Leute sexuell belästigt. Kein normaler Mensch hätte für so eine lange Zeit so ein Gimmick. Es stellt sich heraus er ist einfach genau so, keine Überraschung. Deshalb 0 Punkte. Um was zu ihm als Wrestler zu sagen, er ist nicht so gut, außer Comedy kann er eigentlich gar nicht so viel. Vom Wrestling her wäre er vielleicht 4 oder 5 Punkte. Aber ab einem gewissen Punkt bewerte ich auch die Persönlichkeit, also 0.
720.11.2023AidanArcher7.0 
819.11.2023JediSaiyanMaster12030.0I'm so glad people don't like this buffoon anymore, because I never liked him. One of the few people Jim Cornette hates that I'm right by his side on, this guy was a total embarrassment. While I could be more fair and give him a slightly higher rating for being a good wrestler who's had some great matches before, but I can't do it because I hate this man's character and it overshadows it. While I remain that this rating is only based on his character work, and I try not to insult the wrestlers I rate and try my best to separate the art from the person, I can't because he literally lived the gimmick. A chauvinistic piece of garbage who makes Andrew Tate look like a feminist. Good riddance, don't miss you at all, clown.
912.10.2023MrRaider9595.0 
1017.09.2023PsychoYankee0.0Terrible human who lived the gimmick outside of the ring. He used the gimmick to allow various women wrestlers to touch him in that area and get away with it. He does not belong in wrestling, near women and girls at Disneyland or any profession that has women in the workspace. This all started before the infamous moment in DDT wrestling. His character as Hollywoods Own allows him to act as a terrible sleazebag that mistreats women to a demeaning level. That lollipop in his pants and makes his opponents to suck on the pop in absolutely disgusting. Glad hes no longer in the business.
1107.08.2023ViolenceBret2.0Well, he lived the gimmick... so 2.0/10 for keeping professional wrestling real... Oh boy... Comedy and hardcore wrestling is just a slippery slope that typically ends horribly. Joey Ryan's career has been destroyed due to him being a literal sex-pest. Would any promotion really be okay signing someone who forces people to grab his wingus and ping pong boys? Maybe during the Attitude-Era where anything goes, but this day and age with everyone being hyper sensitive it seems off-putting. As a comedy character it just falls flat, his in ring work is mediocre at best, and as a human he's a total scumbag without many redeemable qualities. The old argument about separating the art from the artist doesn't apply here, as we aren't talking about a Dynamite Kid level of talent. Thus a flat 2.0/10 seems like a befitting rating.
1218.07.2023JD7907 Eines der prominentesten Opfer der Speaking-Out-Kampagne und des heute leider obligatorischen Blacklistings. Ich stimme meinem Vorredner "Bakers" zu, als Heel würde er heute gut einsetzbar sein. Dies würde ich mir an seiner Stelle zu seinem eigenen Wohlbefinden jedoch dreifach überlegen. Ich denke auch, dass er leider mit dem Kapitel Wrestling abgeschlossen hat. Dabei muss ich sagen, dass ich zu seiner aktiven Zeit kein großer Fan von ihm war. Mich hat zwar sein Gimmick in keinster Weise gestört, jedoch konnte ich, damals wie heute, mit dem unsäglichen Intergender-Wrestling absolut nichts anfangen. Dort gehörte er ja im Indy-Bereich zu den Pionieren dieser heute leider überall verbreiteten Form des Wrestlings. Ich werde aus diesem Grund auch keine Bewertung vornehmen, da ich ihn eigentlich fast ausschließlich als Gimmick-Wrestler kennengelernt habe und von seinem Karrierebeginn kaum etwas gesehen habe. Als, wahrscheinlich einzige, Gegenstimme sehe ich mich zum Abschluss jedoch noch gezwungen zu erwähnen, dass ich ein entschiedener Gegner dieser modernen branchenweiten Blacklisting-Welle bin und mir vollkommen egal ist was er backstage für ein Mensch war oder wie und bei wem er seine Sexualität dort ausgelebt hat. Da wird er in der Wrestlinggeschichte bei weitem nicht der Einzige gewesen sein. Ich bin davon überzeugt, dass seine Geschichte vor 20 Jahren auch kaum einen in diesem Ausmaß interessiert hätte.
1307.07.2023GonzoAppreciator0.0Joey easily deserves a zero purely for the various awful things he's done to women but even if I judged him solely on his merits as a wrestler, he still completely sucks. His PWG stuff was fine but once he started doing that dick gimmick his ability to wrestle completely disappeared. He literally wrestled the exact same spots in the exact same order over and over again for years and would probably still be doing that crap if not for Speaking Out.
1406.07.2023xGAICHx6.0 
1528.06.2023xToniSk1989x0.0Gimmick mäßig hatte Joey Ryan eines der meiner Meinung nach schlechtesten Gimmicks im Wrestling. Dieses "Penis-Gimmick" sollte angeblich Comedy sein, aber naja. Für den Menschen Joey Ryan würde ich am Liebsten Minuspunkte vergeben, wenn ich könnte. Im Ring will ich diesen Menschen nicht wieder sehen.
1622.06.2023Bakers They should bring this guy back on tv. He would be the ultimate heel. Like real white heat if you think about it. I don't like the guy but this would be some next level booking.
1718.06.2023Hiimfriendly4.0 
1813.06.2023dwight7.0 
1910.06.2023CoopyHoncho0.0Even before it was revealed that he wasn't just playing a gimmick and really was sleazy, I never thought much of him. Silliness can work in wrestling but there's only so much suspension of disbelief I can pull off. Canadian Destroyer? Well, ok I I suppose. Invisible Man vs. Invisible Stan? No. Penis Suplex? ...Like Marty Scurll he may have had a chance to redeem himself if he didn't double down and then try to run a scam event. He's properly blackballed.
2028.05.2023NicholasJT4.0 
2107.05.2023PapaGus4.0 
2202.05.2023Brutish Dandy1.0Joey Ryan could've possibly been something solid if he completely changed his look, style, gimmick, and stopped molesting people. That's the fairest shake I can give him. Anyway, here's me filling up the remaining characters for Cagematch's stupid comment requirement nonense.
2307.04.2023CMmox6.0 
2426.03.2023BatNak5.0 
2505.02.2023Inserthere7504.0 
2601.01.2023Benwerder0.0Macht sich über Anschuldigungen gegen ihn lustig, sein Charakter als Wrestler schrecklich? Da kann man nur 0 Punkte geben. Wird wohl auch nicht mehr zurückkommen und das ist auch definitiv gut so! Denn will ich nicht mehr wieder haben!
2705.12.2022Enriquepollazzo3.0Was never good. I never liked his gimmick. I popped for The Pina Colada song. And he would also have Candace or Priscilla or someone better than him to glom off. A total loser.
2806.11.2022ucey4.0 
2923.10.2022crs2850.0Even when he was over I never got the appeal of Joey Ryan. Only had a few good matches otherwise was nothing more than a comedy spot guy. His behind the scenes actions means that his career should be over.
3011.10.2022SIRasdf230.0A lot of people out here trying to be Vince McMahon and rewrite history and act like Joey Ryan's Penis wrestling schtick wasn't all that over or what not. There's no denying that Joey Ryan is a complete and utter scumbag (note my score) but to act like he wasn't one of the most over acts in indie wrestling history is just flat out idiotic. It's just such a shame that he flushed all of that down the toilet with his dogshit actions.
3110.09.2022No One0.0I do not miss Joey Ryan at all. I always thought his gimmick was very, very bad and embarrassing. There is no way that my IQ could be low enough to find this guy entertaining or interesting. I always thought that Joey Ryan had one of the worst gimmicks in pro wrestling history. But the gimmick actually got over because everyone enjoys porn, LOL.
3227.07.2022Leth990.0Never liked him, I always found him unfunny. It's sad that he became over years ago and it shows how bad wrestling fans can be. I would've probably give him a 1 or a 2 if he didn't have all those allegations, but those things make me lowering the rate by 2 points, so a 0 is 100% fair.
3309.07.2022WU200.0Obviously failed in my eyes. He has not a single charisma, he Doesn't even know wrestling. An icon for 18+ lover but not for wrestling fans. Poor and unnecessary worker, nobody will remind this. He is just for fun and nothing else.
3426.06.2022TheCoolGuy5.0 
3517.06.2022UltraNano540.0Joey Ryan's entirely character basically revolves around sexual harassment which is obviously a huge red flag and it's baffling how even a smaller indie promotion would want to hire him. He is a very one note gimmick which gets old after the first time you see it.
3602.06.2022CLUCK5.0 
3711.05.2022Reinhard Lohengramm4.0 
3818.01.2022Den0035.0 
3926.12.2021Sloppy Sammy0.0Joey Ryan was honestly never any good, at best a medicore indy wrestler who ripped off a comedy wrestler from japan and rode an undeserved wave of viral attention to indy "stardom". The only reason any heard of this guy pre-dick plex was because Al Snow wanted to give hin a rub in TNA when Joey was just a fat greasy indy geek with zero personality which shows you what an incredible eye for talent Snow has. Factor in the fact that he was outed as a loathsome sexual predator and yeah, Joey Ryan gets a big fat goose egg.
4002.12.2021Headkickah Horrendous even before the allegations came out. Made a mockery of the industry to get over (didn't succeed). How to never have to watch his stupid finishing move in any reputable ring again. Truly horrific
4121.11.2021chinomoreno0.0I'm not against comedy in pro wrestling, but there are things that do annoy and disgust me like Joey Ryan. Damn this guy is a disgusting and repulsive criminal who should be locked up in jail. I hope I never see him anywhere near anything wrestling related ever again.
4203.10.2021Luv all wrestling0.0Rating because cagematch says I have to. Really though what os there to say. Between the constant need to tie himself to better wrestlers to force himself into relevance and the constant bad 'comedy' matches, the zero is esrned before you get into the long and horrifying list of misconduct. May everyone brave enough to speak out against him find piece in knowing they are better people and better wrestlers than he will ever be
4307.09.2021GoldLiger0.0In retrospect, it should've been really suspect that this dude consistently did the gimmick he had for so long across every company he worked when it didn't even get over until way later on. Joey's never been that good as a wrestler, every single notable match he's ever had he either did almost nothing or he got carried by somebody that can actually go. The shtick was funny like 5 times, and 4 of those were times where he did something different with it than the base "suplex with my dick" spot. Joey being outed for sexual misconduct should've probably happened earlier than it did, but it's a net positive for wrestling as a whole. The only shame is that this dude managed to get booked in some great companies because of the buzz around him that was mostly built by more talented wrestlers (Candice LeRae and Danshoku Dino for the most part). Good riddance.
4416.08.2021Cridddus7.0 
4505.08.2021Suzukigun0.0There was a time where I found Joey Ryan to be mildly funny. Then I grew up and got sick of his "style. " Go figure, he turned out to be a predator. He is a cancer to the industry and wrestling is better without him.
4601.08.2021Firebird224.0 
4727.06.2021Zilnikage0.0In all fairness, I can applaud a guy who lasted as long as he did doing a gimmick revolving around his own penis, but it wasn't all that comedic to begin with, no matter how many Dickplexes you try to do. Adding that alongside the allegations he's been dealt from #SpeakingOut, the gimmick has honest-to-god aged horribly. Knowing he's trying to sneak back into the industry makes it double the sickening. Hopefully we don't see this man in a ring again.
4814.06.2021arkhamoutlaw100.0It feels exceptionally uncomfortable that a man who had a gimmick around forcing people to touch his genitals was accused by multiple women of sexual misconduct. Notably ruined the DDT New York WrestleMania show in 2019 by being the only comedic aspect that truly stank, never put on a good match that he had any involvement in the quality of and wrestling will be better off without him.
4913.05.2021TheDoubleDarkness1.0Even before his horrendous behavior was exposed, he was a mediocre wrestler that stole a gimmick that he then drove into the ground. Both his character and in ring style were very one dimensional, which makes it worse that the character was far off the mark of the actual Joey Ryan.
5025.03.2021Jaden 101 Ken6.0To me he's an okay wrestler I like his in-ring wrestling but his character is more of a comedy sketch character that doesn't make me laugh. 6/10
5104.03.2021texasyosh0.0I really don't understand why there are still high ratings, this dude is a total piece of garbage. If you're trying to justify a high rating because he was a "good and entertaining character" you're spitting in the face of all the victims. Joey can go fuck himself, he shouldn't be allowed in wrestling ever again.
5219.02.2021Kung2.0Never was a fan of Joey Ryan's comedy gimmick, to be honest. His act got tired super fast, and he didn't have much else to show for. Add to that his reported issues out of the ring, issues that he bought on himself, and I'm pretty sure the wrestling world won't miss this guy too much.
5305.02.2021DanTalksRasslin6.0Ryan had a lot going for him - he was a solid worker, had a good look and did very well in character work and in working the crowd. He also seemed to have a good mind for the business end of the wrestling world, being one of the six founders of Pro Wrestling Guerrilla and later founding his own boutique promotion, Bar Wrestling. He knew how to effectively market himself through the internet and social media's meme culture, turning what may have been intended as a one-off comedy spot into promotional gold. And while that comedy spot - which I admittedly found amusing initially - may have become far overplayed, if it was still getting good-paying bookings it's hard to fault his continued reliance on it. However, his career was largely derailed by the multitude of allegations made against him in the #SpeakingOut movement and the way in which he responded to them, and it seems unlikely that any reputable promotion will take the PR risk of utilizing him again anytime soon.
5431.01.2021Makoto927.0 
5514.01.2021medouse7.0Guys, chill out! I have a feeling, that most of the comments below my review are the actual victims of Joey's sexual assaults. I think, he was a great wrestler, because he did his job well. He was going inside the ring to entertain people and that's what he did for the last 20 years. He created his own crazy and ridiculous gimmick, but that's what made him very unique. I laughed a lot at his matches and I recall his work from PWG, Lucha Underground and independent circuit with all the positive feelings. I hope my final score will at least help his rating a little. I wish people wouldn't be so stupid and at least tried to separate career from personal life before rating Joey Ryan here.
5603.01.2021Scott Kobayashi0.0Bad wrestler, bad human, sexual predator, disgrace to wrestling, sues his victims, just overall the definition of a 0. He has one fantastic match and he was actively the worst part of the match (him and Candice vs. The Bucks) and almost made me dislike that match. But beyond not having any good matches the man ruined the lives of so many women. Just an absolute asshole.
5720.12.2020Strong Zero Machine0.0Good comedy wrestler (6) really famous with the ddt ironman heavymetalweight championship but awful irl (0) ! Sexual assault deserve 0 no matter how good you are in ring! Terrible guy! I hope this sexual predator never wrestle again and stay away! His youp*rn plex make sense now. Sorry not sorry total 0!
5825.11.2020StrongStyle20208.0 
5929.10.2020Mizzle Assault Ant0.0I can't say I ever liked Joey Ryan all that much, though at one time I respected him for his hustle in making the most of his career with successful shtick. But since I don't like his matches and now his career fell apart as well, what good is he? If he doesn't work again I would be perfectly fine with that.
6028.10.2020TheLegitBoss0.0The human is terrible and everyone knows it, but the wrestler too. Even before all this controversy, I always found Joey Ryan extremely bad, not funny and cheesy. Now he doesn't belong in this business anymore and that's good. I can't even quote a great match from him, I never liked his style and I'm still convinced that he would never have been good in a big company.
6127.10.2020Khalid Ace5.0 
6226.10.2020Dennisiztheman020.0I am not a huge Joey Ryan fan and hated his gimmick way before the accusations. His gimmick is people touching his dong, its stupid and disgusting. He has okay in-ring abilities but his gimmick overshadows that. He is a scumbag that has assaulted two woman along with being a douche in general. He is nothing but a joke and its hilarious this guy suing Impact ten million dollars. I hope he gets shunned from the wrestling community for good because he is a disgrace to the community.
6326.10.2020WrestlingStats16.0Assets: Found moderate success as both a minor league and independent-level wrestler due to his comedic and at times shocking antics. Despite this, he had the requisite talent to work a match satisfactorily. Possessed some entertainment skills due to his pursuit of acting outside of the ring. - - - Flaws: A sex scandal involving multiple accusers essentially killed his wrestling career. His in-ring antics were not without his detractors. Never proved his mettle at the highest level. - - - Career Potential: Exceptional independent circuit attraction wrestler and capable minor league wrestler.
6425.10.2020smarkcalaway6.0 
6521.10.2020STARDOGCHAMP900.0There's not much positive stuff I can say about Joey Ryan. His gimmick was funny at first but seeing him do the exact same thing years later got stale. Not only is he a douche behind the scenes, but he's got a lot of rape allegations that seem to check out when you realize his gimmick is flipping people with his dick. I haven't enjoyed a single Joey Ryan match, and I'm glad he got dropped from Impact. Speaking of Impact, the fact that he's trying to sue them for 10 million dollars is a big joke. Its obvious that they don't have that kind of money and never will. All in all, the guy is a disgusting predator and I'm glad his shit career is over. Never heard a single person say Joey Ryan was their favorite wrestler.
6620.10.2020inauric0.0What once was an entertaining gimmick and a decent draw turned out to be way too close to home. As a wrestler he put in work and committed well, could have done better if he wasn't just skipping from one "viral" attempt to the next, but this is a remarkable example of a gimmick aging poorly very fast. The damage he has done to the industry through his behaviour and the proximity of that behaviour to his character is enough to merit this score.
6709.10.2020AriesMark0.0Absolute horrible human being. One or two women claiming he assaulted them, sure then there would always be room for doubt, however, with the sheer amount of women that have called this POS out for being a sexual predator... NOPE. No room for doubt there. I never thought much of him as a wrestler either. He was always just another generic indie mediocre in-ring talent who had a somewhat interesting gimmick. The guy is a complete and utter joke of a human being.
6831.07.2020cpatchj0.0Joey Ryan's entire schtick in professional wrestling mirrors all of his real life sexual assault. It's just an extension of who he really is, and so its merit as entertainment is completely irrelevant. His actual skill is irrelevant because of what he chose to do with it. Joey Ryan deserves no points. He's a piece of garbage. Fuck Joey Ryan.
6928.06.2020marexcel0.0Der Zeitpunkt mag opportunistisch aussehen, aber ich habe die 0 Punkte schon länger in meinem Wertungssheet stehen. Die PWG-Anfänge haben mir noch gefallen, da hatte er mit Super Dragon wirklich gute Duelle und war einfach ein technisch versierter Brawler ohne größere Persönlichkeit, aber mit solider In-Ring-Arbeit. Generischer Indy-Wrestler #137, aber solange er abliefert, nimmt man das dann natürlich mit. Irgendwann muss ihm dann eingefallen sein, dass er doch mehr sein möchte und dann ging es sukzessive bergab. Dieses Gimmick als Dick-Wrestler ist als Party Gag unterhaltsam, aber das hat ja auch kein Niveau und so zeigt er über die Jahre nur noch Schrott und bietet nichts, was mich irgendwie interessiert. Auch sein Cancelculture-Gimmick bei Impact rettet da nichts. Dafür ist seine In-Ring- und Promo-Arbeit auch einfach nicht gut genug. Schlichtweg nur mies und mit dem anderen Gimmick halt auch astreiner Trash. Ungenügend im wahrsten Sinne des Wortes.
7027.06.2020LivMorgan2020.0I was a fan of him in the beginning and I always liked how different he was in the ring and how open minded and a fighter for equality he was, but after all the stuff that came out I just see him as a disgusting human being with no place in wrestling, the boobplex (which I thought the woman accepted to take the move before the match) was a funny spot for me but now I just cringe every time I even think of it and no, I won't rate him because of his "wrestling skills", he is a disgrace not just for this world but to wrestling too, which it's sad he got so popular for so long while doing all this shitty stuff and I pray that people like him, David Starr, Ligero and Travis Banks never get the chance to be in a wrestling ring ever again
7124.06.2020Damian3.0Joey Ryan the person is trash. Inside the ring he was decent. The gimmick always felt disgusting though. "If you want to work an intergender match with Joey who is kind of a big name in the indie scene, you gotta touch his dick. He also will grab your boobs to suplex you. But it's fine, it's for work! You wouldn't let him if it wasn't for work, but you see, it's his gimmick, nothing weird! ". Except it wasn't a gimmick he was given by Impact or LU or anywhere else. It was a gimmick he created for himself.
7223.06.2020shittylittlerasslin6.0Of course I can only give 0 regarding his personal conduct but, as a wrestler, and only with that in mind, I give him this rating.
7322.06.2020Wrestling Forever  Wegen aktuellen Situationen rund um Joey ziehe ich erstmal meine Bewertung zurück und habe meinen alten Kommentar gelöscht.
7403.06.2020Sagasta8.0 
7503.05.2020MAGICIAN1.0Joey Ryan hatte in der Vergangenheit ab und an mal 1-2 solide Matches mit guten Workern, aber inzwischen ist er auf einem absoluten Tiefpunkt angekommen. Alleine kann er gar nicht mehr überzeugen. Seine Art im Ring zu agieren hat nichts mit Wrestling zu tun, es ruiniert das Business. Noch dazu outet er sich auf Twitter immer mehr, dass er das Business, in dem er leider sein Geld verdient, nicht mal ansatzweise kennt. Mit gutem Willen ein Punkt.
7628.04.2020JoshiRater918.0 
7721.03.2020Ma Stump Puller4.0His entire gimmick is a single joke over and over again. Good for short comedy matches, but god forbid you give him anything longer than 9 minutes. The only reason why it continues to be over with the crowd is because he takes it to such a extreme. Maybe the comedy is hiding some actual talent, who knows.
7815.03.2020Aquarama5.0 
7903.01.2020Cheker3.0Ahah penis xD There's some charisma there, but not anything else. Supposedly he was a decent technical wrestler pre injuries, some 15 years ago. I have not seen those matches, and it's not like that matters that much considering he's still active now, and his current work is garbage. Joey Ryan deserves credit for being one of PWG's cofounders. Nothing else.
8031.12.2019CelticFC5.0 
8118.12.2019wrestlingfan19918.0 
8205.12.2019Same Old Same Old5.0 
8317.11.2019Liam Willows10.0This amazing man is the master of Dong Style. His Dong Style wrestling revolutionized how I looked at wrestling. Before Joey Ryan I mainly enjoyed serious people , however , watching Joey Ryan made me remember why I loved wrestling as a child. The goofiness that makes you laugh is amazing. Remember the Res-Erection , anyone?
8423.10.2019BongStroman5.0 
8513.10.2019Ayrat Ganiev8.0 
8630.08.2019Causeahazard5.0 
8714.08.2019Icenberg5.0 
8825.07.2019KyleEnjoysWrestling3.0I remember first seeing this guy in TNA during that weird shoot-contest thing they were doing & I was really rooting for him. There was definitely something there. Well, fast forward a decade & that mindset is totally out the window. Joey Ryan has devolved into a one-note joke wrestler. If you've seen one Joey Ryan match, you've seen them all. Lots of jokes with his penis & sexual shenanigans. If he doesn't completely alter what he does as a performer, I don't know how he can last much longer. Aren't people sick of seeing the penis-plex spot already?
8923.07.2019ZestyZuluWarrior2.0I've tried for so long to force myself to like or even tolerate Joey Ryan. Unfortunately, I just can't. There is no denying that he is charismatic as hell hence why he received at least 2 points from me. His gimmick, on the other hand, is one of my least favorite of all time and it just fuels the "look how stupid and fake professional wrestling is" argument.
9014.07.2019killyouridol8.0 
9108.06.2019ezuvgu0.0A complete embarrassment to professional wrestling. I remember him from his TNA run when he was a bad wrestler with a terrible look who never really did anything of note. He re-emerged recently on the indy scene as the dick wrestler which is the absolute worst comedy act I've ever seen. This guy shouldn't be getting any attention whatsoever but because there are people out there that are stupid enough to pay him money to touch his genitals (yes, this actually happened) and a porn company that is willing to sponsor him, he's made a career out of obscene "comedy". Also known for his attempt to launch a harassment campaign against Jim Cornette on Twitter and his pretentious claim that the low-rent garbage he does is his "art" and therefore immune from criticism. The sooner he's out of wrestling, the better.
9204.06.2019BirthofGirth271.0Please God make it stop. I really enjoy comedy and wrestling. I love when they are combined. Joey Ryan is terrible at both. It's not funny, it's not wrestling and it's not funny wrestling. Real shame he is friends with talented performers because they are poorer for the connection. 1 point goes to him because I (like many others) enjoyed the Guerrilla Warfare match with Candice LeRae against the Young Bucks. Everything else is a cover up for lack of talent in my eyes. I never need to see this man perform terrible comedy ever again.
9331.05.2019Cure0.0Absolute trash that for some reason thinks that doing the same "comedy" spot that made everyone look at him like an absolute joke its somehow entertaining... Cant work, annoying as hell that pretty much embodies everything that is wrong with wrestling and I wish he someday look at what hes doing and gets ashamed for it
9427.05.2019ElPolloLoco5.0This Joey Ryan chap is very good at physical comedy, and that is good because he's unremarkable to say the least in the ring and really bad at promos. I'd probably rate him higher because he plays his character so well but 90% of the stuff I've seen of him over the last two years is completely lost on me and when you have to go on the Internet to understand a skit... it kinda says it's not your kind of thing.
9515.05.2019Garrett8.0Everyone just needs to chill. Joey's is a great wrestler who just wants the crowd to have fun. He knows how to put on a good show.
9630.04.2019Cow Man0.0An embarrassment to professional wrestling. His character is gross. Most of his matches are boring to watch. Yet, Ryan fans say his character harkens back to the Attitude Era. But I respond by saying, "How do you even get that idea? " At least in that era the wrestlers has charisma, this man probably doesn't even know the meaning of the word. How does he have 7 stars? Definitely a '0'.
9730.04.2019Quittiie6.0 
9827.04.2019BertPrenticesBoyToy6.0 
9913.04.2019TheLegacy04056.0 
10006.03.2019Aurtletheturtle8.0