Mick Foley: "Oh, it feels so good to be back in the Impact Zone, thank you. Thank you so much! As you guys saw, things got a little... things got a little crazy in the Impact Zone last week. Foley was--I was busted wide open. And things are gonna get even crazier on April 19th at Lockdown, when Sting and I are looked inside the Six Sides of Steel. So I thought what I would to in the interim peroid is kick back, relax, have a little bit of fun and interview one of the few greats that the world of wrestling has ever known. For those of you who said it couldn't be done: Yeah, it's going to be done. If you would put your hands together: All the way from Truth or Consequences, New Mexico; say hello to Cactus Jack!"
[Foley verfinstert seine Miene und redet nunmehr in der von Cactus Jack gewohnten Stimmlage.]Cactus Jack: "You... you think this is funny, Mick? You think this is some kind of a joke?"
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