Chris Jericho: "Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. It's a joke that everybody knows. And when you first hear it, it's a little bit amusing. Kinda funny, little stupid. But then the more you hear it, the more you realize how annoying and dumb it really is. And that's you, Orange Cassidy. You are the 'chicken cross the road'-joke of Pro Wrestling. And I tell you the reason why 'cause the more I see you and the more I see your act, the more annoying you become and you piss me off.
When I first heard your name, I thought it was stupid. When I first saw your matches, I thought you were an embarrassment to the business. And when you signed an AEW contract, I called Tony Khan and the Bucks and Kenny and Cody and I said: 'Why in the hell did you bring in Orange Cassidy?' And they all said the same thing. 'People love him.'
[Jubel und 'Freshly Squeezed'-Chants] Yeah, Freshly Squeezed. And you know what ? Then when I watched some of your stuff, I kinda got it. I mean, what's not to love, right? You have a unique presentation. You dress your own way. You've done things differently. And like the late Brian Pillman told me: 'If you wanna make it in Wrestling, you have to be different. Do something that no one's ever done before.' And Orange Cassidy, I applaud you. 'Cause you did the seemingly unthinkable thing and you got over on your own by being yourself. Right?
[Jericho applaudiert.]
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