[Um die Fans ruhig zu stellen, räuspert sich The Miz mehrmals laut. Natürlich hat dies eine gegenteilige Wirkung.]

The Miz: "Now I know you're not used to seeing Hollywood-A-listers like John Morrison and The Miz in these parts. Well, unless Brad Pitt or Sean Penn are in a motorboot, boarding up windows after a hurricane - THANKFULLY - blows through this city. [Laute Buhrufe] But ladies, calm yourselves!"
John Morrison: "We know you ladies would rather have our bodies than our words, but keep the voice down while I introduce myself. I am the Tuesday Night Delight John Morrison! And we don't do hurricane charity repair at the palace of wisdom."

The Miz: "And I am the grand mizard of lust, your Chick Magnet, THE Miz!"
John Morrison: "And together, we are the WWE tag team champions!" ... Read on!