MJF: "Cut my music! Cut my music! Cut my music!
[Buh-Rufe] But I haven't even said anything yet, guys, come on. Well, do you guys have flashbacks of being shoved in lockers again? I am so sorry, that must just be awful. Pipe down, guys, pipe down! I'm gonna try to make you guys feel as--
[Buh-Rufe] I'm gonna try to make you guys feel as comfortable as possible in your own skin, okay? So, how about I give you nerds something I know you're gonna love?
['You suck'-Chants] That mother of yours whose basement you live in, she swallows, so.. hate to break it to ya.. hate to break it to ya.
[Gelächter und Buh-Rufe]Little pop quiz here for you nerds: what happens when you got a Dollar-Store-Tarzan, a 65-year-old grown man, who's still in his Emo phase from high school, and Seabiscuit, in the ring against the youngest and fastest rising star in professional wrestling today, Maxwell Jacob Friedman? You get MJF getting the W, baby.
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