Gene Okerlund: "Things are really heating up, at the Survivor Series, and I gotta tell ya' these great fans in Hartford, Conneticut are red hot, too!
[loud cheers from the fan, as the cameraman zooms in on the giant egg] And you know, when it's... so hot, so long, well that means that the incubation is all over. And that means a lot of us are looking forward to seeing this gigantic... egg - wherever that came from, I'm sure it had to hurt - but this egg is gonna hatch, here tonight. As a matter of fact, hold on...
[Okerlund listens closely to the egg] Hoho, I-- This cracks me up! I- I can hear it starting to creak and crack, right now! Everybody has speculated as to what might be in the egg: Is it a dinosaur? Is it a rabbit? Balloons? Is it the 'Playmate of the Month'? Ha! Who knows?
[Okerlund listens to the egg again] Well, the way it sounds to me right now, the speculating is all over! Ho--
[the egg starts to 'crack' open] Stand back! Stand back! I think that egg is ready to blow! Ho!
[a man in a turkey suit emerges from the egg] Huh! What in the world?!
[the fans boo] Oh my God... what... What in the world is this?! Take a look at it, ladies and gentlemen: Feathers... a beak... a little rooster tail on top. I dunno, he got a pair of legs like my mother-in-law, pal. Look at the feet on the thing-- I can't believe-- What in God's name is this?
[the man in the turkey suit jumps down from the platform and approaches Okerlund] Holy-- Wha--?
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