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"You gotta loooove crazy chicks"

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Promo Data
Title:
"You gotta loooove crazy chicks"
Date:
11.06.2012
Daniel Bryan: "Daniel Bryan, CM Punk, Kane. Clearly one of these superstars is not like the other and I will be the first to admit it: I am nothing like CM Punk and Kane. You see, CM Punk and Kane, they both have a weakness. They have a weakness in the form of a 95 pound distraction named AJ. Now, in both cases it's all about jealousy. Punk is jealous, because I proved that I am a superior wrestler, when I made him tap out. So now he's trying to get with my ex-girlfriend, in attempt to make me jealous. It's pathetic. And Kane, Kane think's it's getting to second base when a woman looks him in the eyes and doesn't vomit.

You see, both CM Punk and Kane are obsessed with the woman who, let's face it, is still in love with Daniel Bryan. And quite frankly, how can you blame her? I mean, she had the opportunity for a split second of her life, to be with something as great as all of this [Bryan zeigt auf seinen Körper]. And as AJ can attest, once you go Bryan, there's no point in tryin'. Oh yeah! But quite frankly, I'm not interested in AJ. What I'm interested in, is the WWE Title. So this week, question and answer time with Daniel Bryan is going to be very, very short. This Sunday at No Way Out, will I emerge as the new WWE Champion? Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!"

[CM Punks Musik ertönt und der amtierende WWE Champion kommt in die Arena und macht sich auf den Weg in den Ring]

CM Punk: "For somebody who claims no longer being interested in AJ, you sure do talk about her an awful lot. The funny thing about AJ, it turns out she's actually pretty cool and myself and her, well, we got something in common and that's you. See, outside the ring she's way out of your league. [Punk betritt den Ring] And inside the ring, you're not even close to being in my league. Now, the other thing about AJ is she's sort of crazy and if anybody knows anything about me, I dig crazy chicks. There is only one thing I dig more: Check it out, it's my WWE Title.

See, the past couple of months I've beaten you, you've beaten me, Kane has beaten us both, but none of that matters anymore, cause Sunday it all comes down to one match with everything on the line, just how I like it. It's a triple threat match for the WWE Title and one or two things is gonna happen: Either I'm gonna beat the deranged out of his mind freak, or I'm gonna beat Kane. Either way, I'm walking out Sunday as the WWE Champion."

Daniel Bryan: "No, no, no. Come on Punk. What happened to you? I used to respect you. But you know what quite frankly? You've changed. You call yourself the voice of the voiceless, yet you pander to everybody and guess what, there's a reason why all of these people are voiceless. They have nothing intelligent to say. Case in point: These people love to yell at Big Show about how he sold out, but truth be told, the biggest sellout in this entire company is you."

CM Punk: "Says the superstar in the "Yes! Yes! Yes!" T-Shirt?! See that ramp? Right there? You see that stage that's on top of it? Almost a year ago I sat down on that stage and I aired my grimness. I spoke my mind and ever since then, a lot of people have come up to me and they pat me on the back and they say things like: "Well, Gali Punk. We think that promo was one of the best moments in Raws 1000 episodes". And I kind of roll my eyes, because generally speaking, most people who say ridiculous things like that are people that didn't like me when I first started here. The point is: I still don't like them. The only that has changed since I spoke my mind regarding me, is absolutely nothing. I haven't changed one single bit. I'm the same guy I was. I achieved success at the highest level on my own terms. Nobody else has helped. I haven't kissed anybodys ass and I certainly and I certainly haven't compromised myself for anybody, but I can't say the same thing about you.

We used to be similar. You, like me, well you shattered the glass ceiling, didn't you? But ever since you did, you've become a self-absorbed, arrogant, insecure, obnoxious, goat-faced moron. Which is fine, because you know what? The WWE is always in need for self-absorbed, arrogant, insecure, obnoxious, goat-faced morons. So that's gonna be your new thing, more power to you. It's a little bit worthy for a T-Shirt, but I wish you well. Whether you like it or not... [Fans chanten "goat face"] Whether you like it or not goat face, Sunday, at No Way Out, I'm giving you a wake up-call. Ironically enough when I put you to sleep."

[Kane's Pyro und Musik ertönen und die Big Red Machine betritt den Ring]

Kane: "Let me remind the two of you, who or what I am. Over the years among other things, I have set fire to Good Old J.R., I've electrocuted Shane McMahons testicles and I tombstoned a priest. In other words, my pipebombs are actual pipebombs and that's why this Sunday I will leave No Way Out with the WWE Championship."

[AJ begibt sich nun ebenfalls zum Ring.]

AJ: "Stop. Guys stop. Please. Kane, regardless of what you say, I looked into your eyes last week and I saw that deep down in that tortured soul you actually have a heart."

CM Punk: "You gotta loooove crazy chicks!"

[Die Fans chanten "Crazy Chick".]

AJ: "And Daniel, they say you never truly get over your first love and I know, I haven't."

[Nebenbei wird der No.1 Trend auf Twitter eingeblendet: "GoatFace", AJ blickt mit einem breiten Lächeln CM Punk an, welcher zurücklächelt und ihr zuwinkt]

AJ: "And Punk. Well you're pretty much the coolest guy I've ever known in my entire life."

Daniel Bryan: "AJ, what's the point of all this?"

AJ: "My point is that this Sunday, I know the best man will win."

[Im Anschluss daran wird John Laurinatis auf dem Titantron eingeblendet, der ein Tag Team Match zwischen Punk & AJ auf der einen, sowie Bryan und Kane auf der anderen Seite für den späteren Verlauf der Show ankündigt.]
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