Promo Data
[LayCool sitzen in der Paartherapie.]
Therapeut: "So couples counceling, session 1."
Michelle McCool: "So remind me, why we're here again, Lay. It's not like we're Brangelina, Jay-Z/Beyonce or, I don't know, any other COUPLE in the world for that matter. And why are you holding my hand?"
Layla: "Cause we're a team. Like Bert and Ernie or Thelma and Louise..."
Michelle McCool: [Berichtigt Laylas Aussprache] "Thelma!"
Layla: "Thelma..."
Michelle McCool: "Oh my god, so now you're comparing us to a pair of puppets and two characters, who drove off a cliff together."
Layla: "Cause they were best friends like we used to be."
Michelle McCool: "Used to be!"
Layla: "How is your back?"
Michelle McCool: "My back hurts, Layla. I've been carrying you since day one."
Layla: "I was talking about our match last week."
Michelle McCool: "Whatever."
Therapeut: "Ladies, one at a time please..."
Michelle McCool & Layla: "Did we say you could speak? [Aneinander gerichtet] Stop!"
Michelle McCool: "...talking like me. Stop stealing my spotlight, Lay – and my shoes."
Layla: "Excuse you! I carried LayCool, when you were injured with your big, fat Frankenstein foot."
Michelle McCool: "Yeah and that went real well, didn't it? All you did was lose matches."
Layla: "Ouch, that hurt, Chelle."
Michelle: "It should hurt, you're going out there getting your butt kicked in the ring every single week. And on top of that LayCool became uncool the moment I got hurt and you 'tried' to take the lead."
Layla: "I didn't take the lead or tried. I just wanted us to be equals."
Michelle McCool: "Equals? Really? So why don't you like grow up three feet, get some blonde hair and get a whole heck of a lot better in the ring and then... then we can talk about being equals. Now, I'm out."
[Michelle McCool verlässt die Sitzung.]
Layla: "Well, I'm keeping your shoes missing! [An den Therapeut gerichtet.] So same time next week?"