"You're the legal definition of a bastard"

Chris Jericho: "Punk, Punk! Punk, up here! Punk! Listen to me, Punk. Listen, you claim to be the best in the world, but we know that's not true, is it? At WrestleMania I'm going to beat you and I'm going to become the new WWE Champion. And I'm going to expose you for the fraud that you are once and for all. And not just as a professional fraud, but as a personal fraud as well. I've already exposed the deep dirty secrets about your disfunctional family. Your father is an alcoholic. And your sister? Well, she's got problems with substance abuse, doesn't she? But I've also found out some new information that's come to light, Punk. You see, I've done a little bit more digging and I found out some facts about your mother.

But it turns out our mother is actually a kind, decent woman with no vices whatsoever. So who would have thought that? Congratulations, Punk, there's finally someone in your family who's not a embarrassment. But I did find out one little piece of interesting information. And that's that your parents' wedding date actually took place after your birthdate. So that makes you the legal definition of a bastard!"

- CM Punk ist gerade zum Ring gekommen, um ein Match gegen Christian zu bestreiten, als Jericho auf dem TitanTron erscheint.