"You may be G.I. Joe this summer, right now you're a G.I. Joke!"

John Cena: "Rock wanted me to write his song tonight but I would never be his mouthpiece.
'cause Rock's like LeBron James: he took his talent straight down to South Beach!

And for the past few weeks Rock's been legitimately pissed.
If you get stuck singing your song tonight, Rock, it's all in the wrist!

Could we please have a week where you don't come out here and choke?
You may be G.I. Joe this summer, right now you're a G.I. Joke!

Ever since I opened my mouth about you, you been begging me to back off.
So if Rock and Dwayne are the same person, I think you both are jerk-offs!

And after April 1st you won't be making no more movies.
You gonna need surgery on your face just like you had it on your boobies!

Those poppin' pecs, they had more work than a locker room full of divas.
I got a gift for Rock tonight: I'ma give him a Cleveland steamer!

Team Bring It? He's Team Lost It! And the truth is gettin' scary.
'cause they weren't chantin' "Rocky" last week, they were chantin' "Tooth Fairy"!

Keep makin' fun of this Fruity Pebble, Rock, 'cause I ain't even close to sick of it.
I'm Mister Kung-Pao-Chicken, you're just Miami fried chickenshit!

And no, no! I don't have balls, but I got something in their place.
I'ma beat your ass at WrestleMania and put my nuts dead in your face!"