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"I don't need my notes for my promo on my wrist"

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Title:
"I don't need my notes for my promo on my wrist"
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Date:
27.02.2012
The Rock: "I wanna show you something. I want you to look at the screen. Look at my at my arm. This is real. I'm covered in goosebumps because this feels so damn good. [Zuerst werden "Rocky", dann "Boots to asses"-Chants laut] Oh, trust me, trust me, we're gonna get into some chants all night long. Trust me. Okay, now this may come as a shock to a lot of people, to a lot of people, clearly somebody in the back, but I'm not here every single week. I was here every single week for years and years. That was my job. And I loved it. See, The Rock was born and created here in the WWE. And I also know - and I know this, this is my truth - if it weren't for the WWE and were not for all of you, The Rock would never exist.

When I came back and said I was back and I was never going away, I meant it. Now did it mean that I was gonna be back at every single RAW, every night, every SmackDown, every live event? No. That's not what it meant. And that was not what was ever expected. But if someone in the back - and you know who I'm talking to - wants to take that literally, then you go right ahead and you take it literally. Because unlike you - and you know who I'm takling to - I respect the audiences. [die Fans rufen "Fruity Pebbles"] Damn, I love that chant. I mean, really, that's the proof. Now, unlike you, I respect the audiences' intelligence because they know that I was born in this business. And they know my heart and my soul is in this business. And they also know that I am standing in the middle of this ring right now in front of the world live for no other reason other than I love the WWE! And I will always be a part of the WWE. And the WWE will always be a part of me.

John Cena. John Cena, you know for years I used to think you are a phony. For years I thought there was no way that the guy who graduated from private school all of a sudden became the Doctor of Thuganomics. He was from the streets, yeah? From the hood. But then I realised, John, you're not a phony. No. You are that guy. You're that guy who came out here last week and you ran me down. Even though I wasn't even in the building you came out here, John. You're the guy who came out with all that passion and that anger. And you said you had to go through a wave of people just to get through to me. You couldn't talk to me directly, when the truth is, John, you have my cell phone number, you've called me before on it. But the ironic thing is, John, you see, I wouldn't even wanna talk to you. I don't want to talk to you. I don't want to talk on my cell, I don't wanna talk to you out in public. I don't wanna talk to you about there. And I see you back there, John. I saw you, I see in catering, I see you eating. Look, I don't wanna talk to you. I would much rather slap your lying face with a piece of kung pow chicken. See, John, you're not a phony. I don't even think you're a bad guy. But what you are is a kung pow bitch!

John, last week you said something. You said something that landed on me. And it resonated with me, John. You said that come April first, you were gonna fight at WrestleMania for all the people in the back who loved to be a professional wrestler. That's what you gonna do, John. John, let me tell you something. I grew up in this business of professional wrestling. And I was always taught that there was no one who is ever going to fight for me. The only person who fights for you is you. That's how we learned. That's how we got better. No one fought for me, John. Do you think when I was climbing the ladders, clawing, scratching, the WWE, that someone was fighting for me? No. You think that when I would come out to these arenas as a good guy, as a babyface, just like you, and they would boo me unmercifully, just like you, you think Stone Cold Steve Austin was fighting for me? No. Hell no! You think someone was fighting for Triple H, for Mick Foley, for Randy Macho Man Savage? You'll like this one. Do you think that anyone fought for Rowdy Roddy Piper? No, hell no. No, no, no, no, no. No, John, no. No one had to fight for us because we were men.

But here's the thing, John. John, you wanna fight for them in the back. That's fine. As a matter of fact prefer it. Because listen to me, John. Listen to me. While you fight for them, I fight for them. [Er deutet auf's Publikum] You hear them, John? I fight for them. I fight for the people. The same people who are so sick and tired, sick and tired of having a kung pow bitch shoved down their throat every single night. ["Kung Pow Bitch"-Chants werden laut] By the way, Portland, right now trending worldwide: Kung Pow Bitch! You see, John, you see... Listen to them, because they are tired of you every single night. They are tired of you. They try to tell you every single night. But what they are not tired of, John, they are not tired of being entertained.

And that's where I come in. That's where I come in. That's what I do. That's what I love to do. I love to entertain. I live to entertain in the middle of this ring. Movie screen doesn't matter. I live to entertain. You see, John, every time we get together, The Rock and the people, we innovate, we break new ground, we trailblaze. When The Rock came back and said 'John Cena, you come out here and look like a big, fat bowl of fruity pebbles', what happened? This is what they did: They started chanting 'Fruity Pebbles' and all of the sudden we find you monkey ass on the cover of a cereal box. When The Rock came back and said 'John, The Rock is gonna take his size fifty boot and stick it right up Cena's lady parts', what happened, John? They started chanting 'Lady parts' and then trending worldwide, boom. You're welcome, bitch!

Alright, hold on a second. What we got? We have half the crowd chanting 'Rocky' and the other half chanting 'Lady parts'. Which one do you wanna chant? Okay, I tell you what we do. We're split. Fifty-fifty. How about this? On a count of three let's do 'Lady parts'. One, two, three. [Die Fans folgen seiner Aufforderung] Okay, now we can chant my favorite on a count of three. Let's go ahead and chant Rocky. One, two, three, and... ["Rocky, Rocky"] You see, John Cena, you're back there now. I want you to listen to them. What we do, we have fun. We entertain. We innovate. What's the most innovative thing you have done all year? I tell you what you did? You changed your jeans shorts to camouflage shorts. Yeah, but here's the thing. I tell you right now, that camouflage is working, Jack. Because I speak for everyone here and everyone around the world to say, we can't find your balls whatsoever. By the way, here's how we gonna make history again. Right now again, Portland, Oregon. Cena's missing balls, trending worldwide. John..." [er wird zuerst von "Missing Balls"-Chants, dann von Cenas Musik unterbrochen. Der kommt nun zum Ring]

John Cena: "Wow, man, wow wow wow. This is too much fun. I was not gonna miss this. I mean you actually refered to me as kung pow chicken. Kung pow chicken. Only The Rock could refer to me as kung pow chicken. It is genious. It's absolutely brilliant. Because every single Chinese restaurante you go to, it's always there. It's perfect, Rock. And this is perfect Rock. The Rock comes out, does his shtick. Holds the millions in the palm of his hand as only The Rock can do. But I must admit, I didn't come out to swing for the people's strudel, or whatever you're calling your penis nowadays. I came out here to tell you you're right. You're right. I am that guy. I'm the guy who runs you down when you're not here. But as usual, just like everything else, you're only half right. Cause I'm the guy that runs you down when are here. You see, these people love The Rock. I was one of these people. Until I got to meet Dwayne Johnson.

Dwayne Johnson is a self-centered, egotistical, see-through son of a bitch, that wouldn't give a rat's ass if this company closed its doors tomorrow. Now I tell you something, Jack. I don't need words like respect and loyalty to trend worldwide. Just like I don't need my notes for my promo on my wrist. Nice tattoo. So here's the skinny. April first when the millions see John Cena versus The Rock, John Cena is gonna be eying up Dwayne Johnson. And I don't like Dwayne Johnson. You probably make your boobs bounce, there will be a thing on your eyebrow that looks like the people's eyebrow, but I will be looking in the eyes of Dwayne Johnson and see a man afraid. Because you're gonna be looking at a dude who may not have balls but a dude who's gonna beat the hell out of you at WrestleMania. [Cena verläßt den Ring] Carry on, keep trending."

The Rock: "It's like you, John. It's like you to come out, run your mouth and then walk away before I slap the lips of your face. But I tell you what, it doesn't surprise me you come out here. Now you confuse the world. You don't like The Rock, you don't like Dwayne Johnson. Hate Dwayne Johnson. What you got? Let me tell you something, John. You're back there listening right now. Let me tell you this, John: The Rock, Dwayne Johnson. Dwayne Johnson, The Rock. That is the same man. The same man in here is exact same man out there. The exact same man, John, but the difference between me and you, you come out here, you run your mouth about being tough. You ain't tough. I know it and you know it. The bottom line is this, The Rock, Dwayne Johnson. Dwayne Johnson, The Rock. The Rock, The People's Champ, The Great One, The Most Electrifying Man in All of Entertainment... it doesn't matter, John! It doesn't matter! The only thing that matters - and you're back there listening - is what I'm gonna do on the biggest stage, on WrestleMania, the biggest match of all time! The Rock, all the nicknames you wanna throw, Team Bring It worldwide, we're gonna kick your candy ass all over WrestleMania! If you smell what The Rock is cooking!"
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