"I'm the lottery pick they both wanna get their hands on"

Paul Heyman: "Ladies and gentleman, it is once again time for Paul Heyman's Smackdown to take a piece of RAW history away from Eric Bischoff."

[John Cenas Theme ertönt.]

John Cena: "Yo yo yo yo yo yo,

The francise is crashing this party. Paul, don't get hot at me.
He's wearing a necklace, 'cause he's blowing the whole lottery
I heard that about you. He ain't the one way type.
Believe the hype, John Cena's more raw than Monday Night.
I'm the lottery pick they both wanna get their hands on
This ain't no junior high dance, so fellas keep your pants on.
Oh and if you draft me, save your T-Shirts I ain't kissing your butts.
We're in the D, baby, so you can choke on these nuts.

[Cena geht einen Schritt auf Heyman zu.]

Paul Heyman: "I'm injured, I'm injured. I'm an injured man."

Eric Bischoff: "Do it, do it. Give it to him."

John Cena: "You're the General Manager, but I'm making the next pick
I'm giving you one ball, but you still got no [dick]."

[Cena greift sich eine Draft-Pick Kugel und reicht diese Heyman, um dann wieder zu verschwinden.]

Paul Heyman: "This ain't a real pick."

Eric Bischoff: "No, it's a real pick. That's your pick! Stick with it. You got no choice."

Paul Heyman: "He picked it. I didn't."

Eric Bischoff: "You pick right now. That's yours You wanted it, take it."

Paul Heyman: "You're lucky I'm an injured man. If I wasn't an injured man, what I would do to you is something, that you ain't—"

[Heyman öffnet die Kugel und hält inne.]

Paul Heyman: "You are—"

Eric Bischoff: "Who is it?"

Paul Heyman: "You're sure, you want me to read this out loud?"

Eric Bischoff: "Yes, I want you to read it out loud. Would you please?"

Paul Heyman: "Well, Mr. Bischoff, since you insisted that I take this pick. Ladies and gentlemen, Paul Heyman's Smackdown is very pleased to welcome TRIPLE H!"