"Know your role and be the best Ryan Seacrest you can be"

John Cena: "Well I guess you're right, they say everything's bigger in Texas. There's people as far as the eye can see, but people at home, how about this crowd tonight? We've got a lot of people here tonight, some very excited, some very angry. I've got one guy very angry at me, apparently I struck a nerve, you know who I'm talking about, the Rock. I don't get it though 'cause the Rock can come out here and make fun of me and I kind of like it. He calls me various breakfast cereals and I think it's funny. He calls me, what is it, the fruity pebbles. I think it's funny. He does that impression of me, I think it's funny, but a couple weeks ago I actually said something about The Rock, and shut the front door did he get mad. I mean baloney fudge and mustard did he get mad at me. And he was very angry with the fact that I addressed him in rap. He said never ever address me in rap. It's okay, I've been thinking about a solution, tonight I will address The Rock in hip hop, and that should clear everything up. So here we go.

Last week Rock showed the whole world that his ass is soft
He talked trash from his living room and wouldn't take his glasses off

What, he couldn't afford a plane ticket or rent a helicopter?
No see Rock chose to stay home and read off a teleprompter

You can see the words in his glasses, rewind it back, I caught him
Only time you see me homie is when I'm whipping that Rock Bottom

They say the Rock is unbeatable, he'll put John Cena on the shelf
But after last week, the only thing Rock's beating is himself

And once again I'm standing here, and where's the Rock, he's been displaced
I get it, I'm a fruity pebble, you're a Yabba-dabba-disgrace

He yelled for 30 minutes bragging about himself, it made me throw up
You wanna be the People's Champ, Rock? Here's a tip, just show up

And I'm so glad this thing is over, so I can cross him off my checklist
Rock didn't win, but it's okay, I'll give him a pearl necklace

It's not my fault, Rock, you just make it too easy for me to get you
You might as well attack my dog, 'cause every week he eats my Shih-Tzu

But I made him angry, I didn't want him to be hurt
So to make it up, I went out and bought the Rock's new T-shirt

[zeigt ein Shirt mit der Aufschrift: "I bring it via satellite"]

Rock, make 'em chant your name, raise an eyebrow, give us a fun night
But don't ever call me out, dude, 'cause that's bringing a knife to a gun fight."

[The Miz schlägt Cena hinterrücks mit dem Titelgürtel nieder]

The Miz: "Cena, Cena, Cena. You and your little buddy The Rock, and everybody else has disrespected me for the last time! Do you see a pattern here, Cena? Every time you and Rock get your panties in a wad, this is what happens to you. And if Rock were here, it would happen to him. You like to rap, well try this one on for size. The Rock, John Cena, Macho Man and Liz, Stone Cold, Bret Hart, they're nothing next to the Miz. And one more thing. Hello, Rock. We haven't been properly introduced. I'm the Miz, the WWE Champion, and star of WrestleMania. You on the other hand are only the host of Wrestlemania. So you should know your role and be the best Ryan Seacrest you can be. So if you have the guts to show up to RAW or WrestleMania, I will take your little eyebrow, your 45 catchphrases, your sunglasses, father, grandfather, roll it up into a little ball, flip it sideways and stick it straight up your candy ass! Because I'm the Miz, and I'm--

[Miz verpasst Cena den People's Elbow]

AWESOME!"

- Der erwähnte Ryan Seacrest ist der Moderator von American Idol, dem US-Pendant zu Deutschland sucht den Superstar.