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"Lawler, you don't care about your family"

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Michael Cole: "I am about to commit the equivalent of a verbal regicide, which for those of you who don't have the IQ to know what that means means I am about to cause the destruction of a king, because I am about to bring back someone who will show to the world what Jerry Lawler is truly about. That person will be my guest, next.

[In einer Werbepause wird das Video eingeblendet, wie Stone Cold Steve Austin sich zum Gastringrichter des Mania-Matches zwischen Cole und Lawler machte]

You people enjoyed that, didn't you? You people enjoyed that Stone Cold just waltzed in there and inserted himself into my main event at WrestleMania. Well I can assure you that Stone Cold will have a minimal effect at Wrestlemania, when I beat you, Lawler! Now, Lawler, I know how defensive you get when anybody talks about your family, whether living or dead. But Lawler, I'm not going to talk about your family tonight, because your family's going to talk about you! Ladies and gentlemen, the biological son of Jerry Lawler, Brian Christopher."

[Brian Christopher kommt zur alten Too-Cool-Musik zum Ring]

Brian, I'd like to welcome you here tonight, welcome to WWE. You've gone by many names in WWE, but one name you've never used is Brian Lawler. Why would that be?"

Brian Christopher: "Well, quite frankly, because all my life, growing up, I never ever felt like I had a father. You see, Michael, while Jerry Lawler was off travelling the world, being the King, he neglected one thing: me. You see, Jerry Lawler never really wanted a child. You never wanted anybody or anything to get in your spotlight. That's why when I made it on my own to the WWE, you wouldn't even acknowledge I was your son."

Jerry Lawler: "Brian, I don't really know what to say other than, you're not the only one that's glad you didn't use the Lawler name, because you see Brian, you're a bigger screwup than Charlie Sheen. Just the fact that you would associate yourself with a jackass like Michael Cole tells everyone what kind of person you really are."

Brian Christopher: "Let me ask you something. How does it make you feel to know that I competed at WrestleMania before you did? Yeah, that's right, as part of Too Cool, I was one of the biggest superstars in WWE at one time! That's right, so let me just ask ya one more time, how'd that make you feel, daddy? How'd it make you feel, daddy? You gonna answer me? You gonna answer me? Huh? No, looks like you're just gonna sit there, aren't ya daddy? [Christopher ohrfeigt Lawler] Let's get one thing straight: The only reason I never used your name is because I'm ashamed of you."

Cole: "Just what I thought, Lawler, you don't care about your family, you never did, you're nothing but a coward, pathetic, a loser, and at WrestleMania, I'm gonna put you in your place. No one cares about yo--"

[Jim Ross kommt zu seiner Musik zum Ring]

Jim Ross: "Don't you think this has gone on long enough? Don't you think everything you've orchestrated has gone on long enough? You talk about his family at the most untimely time of the week, you bring his son out here, humiliate and embarass Jerry Lawler, Michael, come to your senses, this has gone on long enough."

Cole: "JR, I've got an idea. Why don't you go away? Why don't you just go away? It's over, you're done. This is my show now. I'm the voice of the WWE. Michael Cole is the voice of the WWE, not Jim Ross!"

Ross: "You know, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. About the voice of WWE. You know, for many years I had the privilege and the honour of sitting right over there with Jerry Lawler, and I was lucky enough, thanks to Monday Night Raw, do be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame. And what I found out was this: Me or you or anybody sitting there will never be the voice of the WWE, because the voices of the WWE are right here in St. Louis. Are watching around the world. You know, Lawler's been protecting you for a long time. He's been carrying you. I'll just cut to the chase, he's been carrying you, maybe I'll put it on your level, he's like a mother kangaroo putting you in his pouch, but you're not a cute, furry animal like a baby kangaroo, you're a different kind of animal, you're a... no, you're a varmit. You are a rat bastard."

Cole: "So that's how it's gonna be. This is how I always envisioned it. Michael Cole in his ring, being the bigger man, while JR walked out of the ring, walked into his sunset, with his tail tucked between his legs."

[Ross tritt Cole von Mann zu Mann gegenüber, ehe dann Jack Swagger über das Publikum herbeieilt, Lawler attackiert und Jim Ross in den Ankle Lock nimmt. Lawler will Ross helfen, wird aber von Cole abgelenkt und ebenfalls von Swagger attackiert und in den Ankle Lock genommen. Anschließend nimmt Cole Ross selbst in den Ankle Lock, was er mit Swagger zusammen feiert.]
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