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"You want me to sign this contract, give me a Hell Yeah!"

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Title:
"You want me to sign this contract, give me a Hell Yeah!"
Date:
07.03.2011
Michael Cole: "Can I have your attention please? Ladies and gentlemen, at WrestleMania, I'm going to compete in my first ever match. And of course, it's in the main event. In my hand, I hold the contract. The man who signs these documents will be the special referee and will have the honor and the privilege of holding my hand high when I defeat Jerry 'The King' Lawler at WrestleMania. Now listen, you guys might not believe this but I actually respect Lawler, so because I respect him I've chosen to select a referee who is impartial. I've had extensive conversations with this man for the past week, and he has vowed to call this match right down the middle. So, at least Jerry has a fighting chance in his first ever match at Wrestlemania. So without further ado, I'd like to introduce this man. This man is a former WWE Champion, this man is a true legend, this man is one of the most iconic figures in WWE history. And ladies and gentlemen, much like me, he's a legendary Texan. Come on, you can feel it, you all can feel it, you know he's here, you've been waiting for an hour to come out of your chair and cheer for this man. Get out of your chair and chant 'Austin, Austin'! [Das Publikum folgt Coles Aufforderung]

You people are fools! You people are fools and I suckered you in! Me, Michael Cole! Ladies and Gentlemen, my referee at WrestleMania is none other than JBL!"

[John Bradshaw Layfields Musik ertönt und JBL wird mit einer Stretch-Limousine in die Halle gefahren. Er kommt zum Ring, umarmt Cole und hebt seine Hand.]

John Bradshaw Layfield: "Thank you. I knew that when the great JBL came back after a couple year hiatus from the place he left, to go to a much better place of New York City, that you people would understand, and after what you went through for so many years with no champions, the Cowboys, Rangers, Stars becoming so irrelevant just like the state of Texas, I looked down from New York City and I felt so sorry for you, and I knew that when I returned, the greatest, longest-reigning WWE Champion in Smackdown history, that you would welcome me like good, simple, common Southern people do, and that's with open hearts, and from the bottom of my heart, I wanna tell you, thank you. But this is so much more important than you. I'm so proud. Michael Cole, you were right. JBL is going to WrestleMania, the main event! There's other matches, a guest host, whatever. Nobody has ever debuted at WrestleMania, in the main event until now.

And I'm so proud that this grizzled vet standing in front of me, that I mentored, that I saw the sacrifices you made, I saw the dues that you paid to become a star for these people, and I saw what Jerry Lawler did to you, I saw how he mistreated you, I saw that he was nothing more than a simple bully. I hate bullies. It's wrong that the strong pick on the weak just because they can, and I'm so proud that you stood up to that bully. I'm proud of the fact that Jack Swagger is training you, and that the world's going to know what I already know, that you are a world-class athlete. Swagger will be in your corner, and that leaves just one simple thing missing. An unbiased, impartial referee, and while I can buy everyone in this building, no one can buy JBL. I'm not just a multi-millionaire like you know, I'm a man of integrity and that's why I'm here and that's why, when I sign this contract, JBL comes home. JBL, you're gonna tell your grandkids about this moment, because today JBL starts his journey back to the main event at WrestleMania!"

[Die Musik von Stone Cold Steve Austin ertönt, der unter dem Jubel der Fans zum Ring kommt, Cole gegenübertritt und JBL den Stunner verpasst, als der ihm entgegentritt. Während Cole wütend winselnd zum Kommentatorenpult zurückgeht und Austin verflucht, lässt der sich sein Bier zu werfen und erblickt unter Coles Entsetzen den Vertrag, zu dessen Unterschrift JBL nicht gekommen ist.]

Steve Austin: "You want me to sign this contract, give me a Hell Yeah!"

[Austin unterschreibt den Vertrag.]

"The Guest referee for Jerry Lawler vs. Michael Cole at WrestleMania is Stone Cold Steve Austin, and that's the bottom line, 'cause Stone Cold said so."

[Nach seinen Worten geht Austin zu Cole, wünscht ihm viel Glück für dessen Match - und übergießt ihn mit Bier. Cole verlässt bedröppelt sein Pult und Austin übergießt dabei vom Ring aus noch einmal eine Dose Bier über ihm. JBL kommt derweil wieder auf die Beine und weicht vor Austin zurück. Austin wirft ihm ein Bier zu, worauf JBL nach einigem Zögern mit Austin anstößt und trinkt - worauf Austin ihm noch einen Stunner verpasst.]
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