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"For 900 shows RAW has been promoting poor family values"

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Title:
"For 900 shows RAW has been promoting poor family values"
Date:
30.08.2010
CM Punk: "Do you know who I'm better than? The Rock! I don't drink, I don't smoke and I don't make crappy movies like the Tooth Fairy. Do you people like The Rock? [Crowd jubelt] Do you people miss The Rock on Monday Night RAW? [Crowd jubelt] I don't miss The Rock and I'll tell you why, because The Rock epitomizes this septic tank of a show that is Monday Night RAW. 900 shows is a milestone, I'll give you that. But for 900 shows RAW has been promoting poor family values. Don't believe me? I got two words for ya....Katie Vick! And if you don't get it, that's fine. Just youtube it - it will drive you to drink and then you can come see me and I will save you. Tonight I'm taking it upon myself to show you people four of the worst, most atrocious acts committed on Monday Night RAW by RAW superstars. They're not pretty.

And tonight I am RAW's judge, jury and executioner and I give you exhibit A: Property damage. [ein Clip vom 9.3.2009 wird gezeigt, wie Triple H mit Randy Orton durch dessen Haus brawlt und festgenommen wird] Just people acting like animals! I give you exhibit B: Irresponsible and reckless behavior. [Clip vom 21.8.2006, John Cena schmeisst Edge nach einem Brawl am Hafen in den Long Island Sound] Ladies and Gentlemen, I for one would never throw another competitor into any body of water, ever. It's just poor sportsmanship. But I digress and I give you exhibit C: Trust passing. [Clip vom 27.4.1998, DX fährt mit einem Panzer zu WCW Monday Nitro] Uagh. And last and certainly least in my humble opinion, I give you exhibit D, for dumb, excessive use of alcohol via fire hose. [2 Clips vom 22.3.1999 bzw. 5.11.2007, Steve Austin spritzt die Corporation bzw. Santino Marella mit Bier voll] [Austin-Chants vom Publikum] I can't even find the words to describe you the shame I feel for you people, how irresponsible it is of you people to cheer a man like that. I don't put it past anyone of you, you would all line up, empty your pockets, take up a second mortgage on your house and pay your good hard earned money just to see Stone Cold Steve Austin walk down that ramp and spray CM Punk with beer via a fire hose. Thats the kind of-- [Austins Musik ertönt, Mega Pops in der Halle]

[CM Punk wälzt sich lachend auf dem Boden] Did you fall for it? You fell for it, obviously, I see it on your faces. Oooooh, boooooh. Are you disappointed, Boston? Huh? Do you feel empty inside? Are you upset with me? Well, good! Because that's how empty inside I feel, that's how disappointed I always feel, when I come here and I see each and every single one of you. And I'm not sorry I made you feel this way. I'm happy you're disappointed! And I'm gonna show you one more clip and leave on a high note. This however is a clip from a really, really good show, it's called SmackDown. Let's roll the footage! [Clip vom 12.6.2003, Brock Lesnar und Big Show brechen mit einem Superplex den Ring auseinander] I can watch that clip over and over, I can watch that clip again and again, because it represents everything I could never ever be. First of all, it represents being criminally obese. I don't know who the other guy was, but Big Show's so big, that he breaks an entire ring-- [Big Shows Musik ertönt, dieser kommt zum Ring] Why do I always get interrupted?"

Big Show: "900th Episode of RAW baby, wow!"

Punk: "Wait. How disappointing. You people get Stone Cold Steve Austin's music, you get no Stone Cold. We play The Big Show's music and we get Captain Insano!"

Show: "[lacht]You know, that's the thing with you, Punk. You really surprise me. You try to embarrass me and you go with the fat joke? I mean seriously, the fat joke? I mean, I've lost weight! [schaut an sich runter, Richtung Gesäß] Okay, I found it! If you want to embarrass me, you should bring up something really embarrassing. Like the time Eddie Guerrero gave me that tainted burrito and I had a chronic diarrhea for like five days. That was embarrassing! Or the time I had 40 yards of silk wrapped around and up everywhere when I was doing the, you know, sumo wrestling thing with the you know... That was embarrassing! I mean, if you really, really, really want to bring up something really embarrassing, you should bring up when I got caught on video kissing Vickie Guerrero. But a fat joke? Punk, I love to entertain, I love to make people laugh. I do impersonations, that's what I do. You want an-- An SES impersonation, ready? And we mix it in with somebody else. [imitiert Hulk Hogan] Let me tell you something, brother. That SES dudes, they're running wild, brother. You gotta say your prayers, take your vitamins! I get what you're sayin', brother. Straight Edge Society, dude! [hebt die rechte Hand] High five!"

Punk: "I thought you said something about being entertaining, because that was boring, you're not funny and nobody likes you!"

Show: [tut beleidigt, hat die Hand immer noch in der Luft] "That was mean!"

Punk: "You want mean? What did you say earlier? High five? There is nothing high about the Straight Edge Society and that is what makes us better than you!"

Show: "I'm not high, I'm just tall!" [Big Show choppt CM Punk mit der erhobenen Hand auf die Brust und vertreibt die Straight Edge Society]
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