"You're nothing but a frog-faced loser"

The Miz: "I've accomplished more in my career than everyone in this arena can dream of achieving in their entire lives. But no matter how superior I am, to everyone in this arena or to anyone in that locker room, I am not a miracle worker. Last night at Bragging Rights I endured adversity. I overcame hardship. I lasted longer than any Superstar on RAW and yet we still failed against SmackDown. If the WWE Superstars had a fraction of the talent that I possess on a daily basis, the Bragging Rights trophy would be right here on Monday Night RAW. But my talent doesn't just speak volumes, it screams awesome. That's why I'm a leader, that's why I'm the captain and that's why tomorrow the poster child of THQ's 'SmackDown vs. RAW 2011' video game is none other than me: The Miz. Show it! [Es wird das Cover des neuen Smackdown vs. Raw Spiels gezeigt, wo neben John Cena und Big Show auch The Miz abgebildet ist.] Eat your heart out, Tetris! But if THQ really wants to make some money, they really want to shatter video game records, this year's cover should have been like this. [zeigt das gleiche Cover, nur mit drei Abbildungen von The Miz] That's more like it!

And the RAW team should have consisted of seven Mizes, instead of one Miz and six losers. Then Bragging Rights would have belonged to RAW. If you people understand anything, understand this: I blame my team, I blame SmackDown, I blame Rey Mysterio. And if Rey, you want to come over here, I'm putting out the challenge: Step right up over to RAW, next week if you want, I don't care. Because the fact of the matter is, the reason why people watch Monday Night RAW is none other than me. Because I'm The Miz and I'm the only person on the RAW roster that can honestly say: I'M AWESOME!

[Eves Musik ertönt und sie kommt zum Ring, wo Miz sie gentleman-like hereinlässt.]

Eve, I know why you're here. You're here to apologize on behalf of all the Divas. But you don't have to because it wasn't your guys' fault at Bragging Rights. What you should be apologizing for is your horrific taste in men, music and hair extensions that don't quite match. And that, sugar dumpling, is the truth."

Eve Torres: "Actually Miz, I haven't come out here to apologize for anything. And the last thing you need to be worried about is my hair or my taste in men. Okay, what you need to be worried about is the fact that everyone in that locker room, matter of fact everyone in this arena, everyone in the WWE Universe knows that you are nothing, but a fifteen-minute, flash in the pan, brainless, laughable, thick-headed, half-witted, uninspired, frog-faced loser!"

Miz: "Really. Frog-faced loser, really? You all think I'm a frog-faced loser? [laute Zustimmung des Publikums] Really? Really!? Really! Well, Green Bay Packers aren't going to the Super Bowl. [laute Buhrufe] So you are all losers as well. As for you Eve, I find it amusing that the RAW Superstars send out here a Diva to convey that message. That is very sweet. But if you want to call me any names, you can just say that I am..."

Eve: "Miz, I-- No. I know what you're gonna say and I just wanna say right now that you are quite possibly the furthest thing from awesome that the WWE has ever seen. And... you're ugly."

Alex Riley: "Oh my God, would you shut the front door already. Look at you walking out here with your hair done, nails done, everything did. What, you think you're fancy, huh? Look, sweetheart, I don't speak Gucci or anything, but I give it my best shot. The reason why the rest of the RAW Team isn't out here is because, after what happened last night, they're all tiptoeing their way towards unemployment. The Miz could have beat anyone of those slackers, all by himself. So, why don't you take that little switch in your walk on back to the dressing room and figure out if anybody on that team wants to take a piece out of the captain."

[Eve will gerade den Ring verlassen, als die Musik von R-Truth ertönt und dieser rappend zum Ring kommt.]

R-Truth: "Ey, ey, slackers? That's a bit harsh. And about want a piece of Miz? Well, I would like to have a piece of Mr. Kermit. Don't get mad, because what Eve said is the truth. And we all know, the truth hurts. As a matter of fact, I don't have a problem showing you that the truth hurts."

[Das Klingeln des anonymen General Managers ertönt.]

Michael Cole: "And I quote: 'Ding-Ding-Ding.'"

[Das Match beginnt.]