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"Everybody in this world will call me Dashing Cody Rhodes"

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"Everybody in this world will call me Dashing Cody Rhodes"
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Date:
25.06.2010
Cody Rhodes: "[Cody Rhodes betritt mit NXT-Rookie Husky Harris den Ring] I see what you're doing. You're trying to get a look at my -- my naturally sculpted facial features. Natural. Everything from these eyebrows to this jaw line. It's natural. I mean you can behold, look at me, uncover your eyes, take a look at WWE's most attractive superstar. Because all of you know now what the WWE divas knew when they voted in a very special WWE.com poll. I want to bring that up right now.

Let's bring that up. Which superstar is the most handsome? Come on, come on. Give me a drum roll. Give me a drum roll, please. Give me a drum roll. Yeah. Here we go [Cody deutet auf den Titantron, wo die Ergebnisse der Umfrage eingeblendet werden]. Oh, John [Cena] is up there. Give me the results. Give me the results! [Cody Rhodes ist Erster in der Umfrage] They secreted me most handsome! Ha! John is up there. He's a movie star. But you know what? He's not the most handsome guy in the WWE.

I mean, let's take a look at Husky. Husky, come out here. Show them what you're working with here. Take that vest off. Come on. Unfortunately, Husky is -- he represents the -- the average male. Average. I mean, with your horrible tattoos and your -- your -- your really dirty hair. Husky, you know what? Thank you for your time, and sorry [Husky verlässt den Ring].

And I'm sorry to all of you. I can't help it that I was born this good looking, because it isn't genetics. Have you seen my father? Have you seen my father? Come on! Huh. Folks, sometimes a blessing, it can be a curse.

You, sir [Cody wendet sich an einen Fan im Publikum] do you know how difficult it is to maintain this delicately baby smooth skin? I mean, I can see the popcorn grease seeping out of your pores. I can literally hear you getting fatter.

Todd [wendet sich an Todd Grisham]. Todd, do you know how many -- how many countless hours I spend in the gym while you're reading superman comics and checking out rottentomatoes.com? Do you? It's a lot of time I spend. Relax.

And Tony Chimel! SmackDown's veteran ring announcer Tony Chimel. Tony, I haven't had a carb since Bill Clinton was president. I'm almost too young to remember when Bill Clinton was president. You haven't had a doughnut -- when was it, Tony? You haven't had a doughnut since the first match? Oh, Tony.

To the WWE divas, I say thank you. You ladies have exquisite taste. [Cody legt sich auf dieselbe Weise wie der junge Shawn Michaels auf die Ringecke] You know, I can't help that I've got a god-given ability to excel in this ring. It's not fair, I know. But I've got to be honest with you, handsome, debonair, suave, sexy, these words don't cover it. Teddy Long and Vickie Guerrero, I need you to consider the man with the money face for "money " and from here on out, I'm to be known for exactly what I am.

You people will call me, Tony Chimel, you will call me, everyone in the WWE universe, everybody in this world will call me Dashing. Cody Rhodes. Dashing Cody Rhodes. Dashing Cody Rhodes. Dashing Cody Rhodes. Dashing Cody Rhodes. Dashing Cody Rhodes. Dashing Cody Rhodes. Dashing Cody Rhodes. Dashing Cody Rhodes!"
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