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"Slickster's Laws of Wrestling Dynamics"

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Title:
"Slickster's Laws of Wrestling Dynamics"
Date:
03.02.1989
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Gene Okerlund: "Folks, with me at this time: The Slickster; Akeem 'The African Dream' and the Big Boss Man. Gentlemen, is this the match you wanted all along or are you going to continue your terrorist attacks on the Mega Powers and the defenseless Elizabeth? What do you want?"

Slick: "Chill out, Holmes! Chill out there while the Slickster lays it all out for ya'! You see, this is the Slickster's Third Law of Wrestling Dynamics. See, we are three men and they are two men. And three men will always beat two mens. Errrgo prrrresto, we will win!"

Gene Okerlund: "Now, that remains to be seen, Slickster, and if that's the Third Law of Wrestling Dynamics, what are the first two laws?"

Slick: "Elementary, elementary, my near idiot! You see, first [zeigt auf Akeem] is the Law of the Jungle!"

Akeem: "Yo, brother, 'kill or be killed', 'eat or be eaten' and I am hungry. Ha ha ha ha!"

Slick: "That's it! And the second is the Law of the Land; Boss Man, read 'em their rights!"

Big Boss Man: "You have the right to suffer! You have the right to feel pain! If you wish to have an attorney present, I'll hurt him, too."

Gene Okerlund: "Oh, you gotta be kidding--"

Slick: "Hey hey hey! Schooooool is out, Holmes, you dunce cap. Hey, now is the time for us three mens to go out and beat those two mens, because.. it's the law-aw!"
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