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"We're both here, we're both champions, we're both born without last names"

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Title:
"We're both here, we're both champions, we're both born without last names"
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Date:
08.02.2010
Carl Edwards: "Welcome to Monday Night RAW! Wooo! Thank you guys so much for having me here. I've always wanted do that off the top rope, and there is no better place to do it than here in Louisiana, home of the Super Bowl Champions. Guys... guys, that gives me chills. It is so good to be here. And speaking of Super Bowls, our Super Bowl, the Super Bowl of NASCAR, the WrestleMania of NASCAR, is the Daytona 500. And it is next Sunday. At 1 PM I'll be strapping into my 900 horsepower race car - it won't be Hornswoggle, it will be me - and I'll be driving 500 miles with the best drivers in the world. I can not wait.

Now, I know as a guest host here, I have a lot to live up to. You guys might have seen my competitors Joey Logano and Kyle Busch, who were here as guest hosts. Well, they showed you guys just how charismatic and eloquent us NASCAR drivers can be. But I have one thing that they don't have. A friend here in the WWE. A guy who sat next to me in the race car. A guy who stood next to me in victory lane. And that man's name is John Cena! Now John..."

[Die Musik von Sheamus ertönt und dieser kommt zum Ring]

Sheamus: "You talk about your Super Bowl? Well, my Super Bowl is in seven weeks and it's WrestleMania! Fella, I plan on walking into WrestleMania WWE Champion and that means I have to win the Elimination Chamber. So as WWE Champion I demand that you make me the last participant in the Chamber Match. I don't want you to do favors for your buddy John Cena, just 'cause he got beat up by Batista last week. Carl, I'm the Champion which means you're not the guest host of RAW, you're a guest on my show. And that means you'll do exactly what I tell you. If you don't you won't make Daytona next week. Do I make myself clear?"

[Nun kommt Christian zu den Klängen seiner Musik zum Ring]

Christian: "Carl Edwards, it's nice to meet you. I'm the ECW Champion Christian. And I gotta say, I'm a huge fan and you might not know this, but NASCAR... man, it's getting huge up in Canada. It's blowing up. Actually it makes me almost happy that we got denied that WNBA franchise."

Sheamus: "What do you doing here? How dare you interrupt me?"

Christian: "What am I doing here? Actually, I came here to talk to you. You see, last week Edge came out here live on RAW and said that he was gonna face either you or The Undertaker in the main event at WrestleMania. Without one mention of myself or the ECW championship. And I got to admit, I was a little bit offended. But then it all started to make sense, 'cause later that week Mr. McMahon came out and he said in two weeks time ECW would be going off the air. And it will be replaced by a new programming, actually he said the next evolution of WWE programming."

Sheamus: "And that makes you a lame duck champion."

Christian: "Actually, snaggletooth, you're the one that's lame. You know, it's obvious to me that you take some pride in the way that you look. I mean you spend a ton of money obviously on hair gel and on beard trimmers for your manscaping. But I'm just wondering, what happens? Do you ran out of money by the time you get to the tanning salon?"

Sheamus: "Quite the comedian, aren't you? What is it, Christian? You come here to make jokes, did you? The only thing funny is the fact that you gonna be unemployed in two weeks!"

Christian: "Actually, you see, that's where you're wrong. Because in two weeks every superstar on ECW will become a free agent, which means they're free to sign to whatever show they want to. You know, I started getting the feeling lately that all my Peeps right here on RAW were starting to miss me. So I figured I'd show up this week, dip my toes in and test the waters and challenge you to a match right here tonight! Yeah, you see, Carl, we can make some history tonight, you know. The ECW Champion versus the WWE Champion. Sheamus – Hey! - we're both here, we're both champions, we're both born without last names. It makes perfect sense to me. Carl, you can make this happen."

Sheamus: "I don't waste my time with him!"

Carl Edwards: "I don't see any reason why we should wait for this. Let's get a referee in here right now. Let's do this!"
- Carl Edwards, ein sehr erfolgreicher NASCAR-Fahrer, war der Guest Host dieser RAW Ausgabe.
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