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"I publicly, I guarantee, I will fire your ass this Sunday!"

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"I publicly, I guarantee, I will fire your ass this Sunday!"
Date:
12.10.1998
[Steve Austin kommt zum Ring, nachdem er gerade zuvor Vince McMahons Corvette mit Zement hat volllaufen lassen.]

Steve Austin: "First off, I'd like to thank Mr. McMahon for the invitation here tonight. Well, I apologize to you, 'cause I guess it must have been some mistake in the address that went to Austin 3:16 destruction company. See, what you did, Vince, you screwed Stone Cold Steve Austin. Hell, son, it's easy to see that you submitted your own damn fate. Because you can rest assured that Stone Cold Steve Austin--as long as he's here right in the World Wrestling Federation and as long as you're here, too--I will make your life a living hell, and that's all I got to say about that! As far as this Sunday goes, Stone Cold Steve Austin, special referee... Hell, I'll be glad to put the striped shirt on, because I think I'd make a damn good referee for this match. If you think, Stone Cold Steve Austin would make a damn good referee, give me a hell yeah! ["Hell Yeah!"]

I'll tell you this: After those two big bastards beat the living hell out of each other, you can bet your ass, that the only hand Stone Cold Steve Austin is gonna hold up is my own. And the thing about this, Vince, there ain't a damn thing that you can do about it. [Vince McMahon kommt im Rollstuhl auf die Rample] Awww... Go ahead and hurl your little ass down here!"

[Neben Vince McMahon taucht ein maskierter Bodyguard auf, zusätzlich noch zwei Polizisten mit Polizeihunden.]

Vince McMahon: "As you were saying? [Austin wird von den Hunden davon abgehalten, McMahon zu attackieren] That's it! I hope you're proud of yourself, I hope you're real proud. What gives you the right to destroy other people's property? What gives you the right to pour concrete in one of my corvettes? That was one of my collection. And now you've ruined it. I just hope that the Stone Cold Steve Austin construction company gives you a pair of boots, 'cause you're gonna need 'em tonight, let me tell you that! You're gonna need 'em, 'cause you're gonna be wrestling in that ring tonight. Yeah, but you're not gonna be wrestling by yourself, oh no! I've got a partner picked out for you: the so-called People's Champion, The Rock! [Jubel]

Yeah, that's the good news--if there is any good news. The bad news is that you and The Rock will be facing two individuals that I hope annihilate each other this Sunday. You'll be facing The Undertaker and Kane! I also hope that the Austin 3:16 construction is gonna provide you with a real good rear-view mirror, because I think some time tonight you're gonna have to have eyes in your back. I think, of all I've been through, these last two weeks--And I admit, my life has been a living hell. I admit--["Asshole! Asshole!"] WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU PEOPLE?"

Steve Austin: "I don't know how good your hearing is, but you got about fifteen thousand people calling you an asshole." [lauter Jubel]

Vince McMahon: "Over the last two weeks--it all started after you lost the WWF title, and you recklessly and carelessly drove a zamboni at full speed into the arena--YOU DIDN'T CARE WHO YOU RAN OVER! As long as you got to me! And then, from there, you got to me, alright. And after you did--And because of you, The Undertaker and Kane crushed my ankle. It's crushed! I may never, ever again, play another polo match. I may never again ride a horse, ever. I may never again compete in an athletic event, and I hold you responsible.

And then, in the hospital, last week--my god! My head is still ringing from being struck in the cranium by that big metal bed pan. My nervous system is still in shock over that defibrilation. And my rectal area... when you stuck... YOU VIOLATED ME, AUSTIN! YOU VIOLATED ME! [lauter Jubel] That damn open hospital gown--Let me tell you something: As much humiliation that I've suffered, you're gonna suffer more! And I'll tell you where, and I'll tell you when. It'll be this Sunday. It'll be in Chicago. Let me tell you something: If you don't raise the hand of the new World Wrestling Federation champion and humble yourself before me, then read my lips: I promise you, I GUARANTEE YOU, Austin, that if you don't raise the hand of a new WWF champion, this Sunday, on the spot, I WILL FIRE YOUR ASS!"

Steve Austin: "You stupid bastard, you ain't got the balls to fire Stone Cold Steve Austin!"

Vince McMahon: "I don't have the balls? I've got balls the size of grapefruits! And this Sunday you're gonna be picking the seeds out of your teeth, because, Austin, you will be humbled! I guarantee it! One way or the other--the easy way: you raise the hand of a champion--the hard way: I PUBLICLY, I GUARANTEE, I WILL FIRE YOUR ASS THIS SUNDAY! Hit the music!"
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